kek

ho ho

"You leveled up cringe."

nah, i don't think i ever talked about santa 😄

Fat PoS still owes me presents for last year.

Lol

I remember presents

Good times

I hope his fucking reindeers eat his corpse.

i think i'm still in the positive when it comes to presents 😄

The sad part is Ana used to be okay

Yes, but she hasn't even dyed her hair yet.

I can only imagine how much worse she can get.

Wanted more discussion, was open to other ideas

Went and talked to the Gadfather iirc

Oh, she had talked to Gad Saad?

I believe so. A few years ago

get sad?

yes

Would you really not fuck Ana Kasparian tho?

The cognitive dissonance was probably too much.

most ironic nickname

She used to cross the political border and have livestream chats with people

Poor brain blew a few fuses.

I wouldn't, no

If you'd try, you'd have Cenk hanging over your shoulder going "Right? Of Couuuuuuurse"

I wouldn't even rape her.

i would not if i can avoid it

If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.

Roald Dahl,

^

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Getting head from Ana

Would be a gift

Too bad that quote is too long to put on a greeting card.

It's that rainbow feel good stuff.

With skittles on top.

Id bang anna but id watch my back bitch would #metoo my ass

You won't be getting head from Ana, but certainly lip.

Bitch prob complain about the patriarchy with a cock innher ass

go get some alcohol and find her porn body-double

she would complain about the patriarchy with a strap-on in YOUR ass 😉