Message from @Tress

Discord ID: 500022358216802304


2018-10-11 19:08:30 UTC  

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.

2018-10-11 19:08:37 UTC  

sexist

2018-10-11 19:08:38 UTC  

Delete that for fuck sake

2018-10-11 19:08:39 UTC  

So what's wrong with "anus" to "solid waste disposal recepticle".

2018-10-11 19:08:41 UTC  

eww

2018-10-11 19:08:42 UTC  

awful

2018-10-11 19:08:43 UTC  

We were having a conversation

2018-10-11 19:08:46 UTC  

And you just walled it.

2018-10-11 19:08:51 UTC  

Delete please.

2018-10-11 19:09:07 UTC  

Dirty joke. >.>

2018-10-11 19:09:07 UTC  

Well, that's just giving something a proper name. There's a difference between saying "being sad for a long time" and "depression"

2018-10-11 19:09:20 UTC  

@Inquisition its not always solid

2018-10-11 19:09:39 UTC  

You know... if you want a accurate term. Just call a vagina Depression.

2018-10-11 19:09:40 UTC  

hot

2018-10-11 19:09:46 UTC  

That shit has caused so much depression in men. >.>

2018-10-11 19:09:57 UTC  

...butyoucan'tpeeoutofyourvag

2018-10-11 19:10:09 UTC  

I MEAN, you can, but that's a serious medical condition

2018-10-11 19:10:09 UTC  

alright enough shitposting for one topic

2018-10-11 19:10:17 UTC  

Sargon is about to get own3d

2018-10-11 19:10:19 UTC  

I agree with can all laugh and joke.

2018-10-11 19:10:20 UTC  

you should probably get that looked at.

2018-10-11 19:10:30 UTC  

Hes live in five minutes and

2018-10-11 19:10:31 UTC  

Too much is too much.

2018-10-11 19:10:38 UTC  

Oh? What's Sargon doing

2018-10-11 19:10:47 UTC  

@Rabbi Shekels why is he about to get leet speak owned

2018-10-11 19:10:48 UTC  

getting owned didnt you hear?

2018-10-11 19:10:50 UTC  

Oh dear, here we go.

2018-10-11 19:11:16 UTC  

Every time Sargon converses with Jim or the alt right, he wins and nobody on the opposition will admit it.

2018-10-11 19:11:16 UTC  

That's nice, dear. What is he doing

2018-10-11 19:11:23 UTC  

Liked the baked alaska stream.

2018-10-11 19:11:27 UTC  

Also ditto, what is he doing?

2018-10-11 19:11:40 UTC  

Oh one of those stupid fucking things?

2018-10-11 19:11:46 UTC  

9_9

2018-10-11 19:11:51 UTC  

You follow that shit?

2018-10-11 19:11:55 UTC  

Ah, I'll have to watch it later. I may or may not be at school right now.

2018-10-11 19:11:59 UTC  

Hes going to have a one on one with ralph

2018-10-11 19:12:01 UTC  

I do like Sargon.

2018-10-11 19:12:09 UTC  

The only contribution Ralph has made to mankind is "NOW WAIDDAMINUD"

2018-10-11 19:12:20 UTC  

Sargon needs to practice what he preaches.

2018-10-11 19:12:21 UTC  

NOOOOO MATTT NOOOOO