Message from @Tress

Discord ID: 500021343694356490


2018-10-11 19:05:06 UTC  

FRONT

2018-10-11 19:05:07 UTC  

HOLES

2018-10-11 19:05:12 UTC  

kek

2018-10-11 19:05:13 UTC  

you fucking bigot

2018-10-11 19:05:14 UTC  

Fishman's Split?

2018-10-11 19:05:23 UTC  

bizarre term sounds like vixens ... perhaps a Freudian slip.

2018-10-11 19:05:27 UTC  

Fisherman's split^

2018-10-11 19:05:29 UTC  

This is the level that society has devolved to.

2018-10-11 19:05:31 UTC  

wimicksens

2018-10-11 19:05:43 UTC  

can I choose not to be cis?

2018-10-11 19:05:44 UTC  

maybe we call them sinkholes?

2018-10-11 19:05:45 UTC  

i can right?

2018-10-11 19:05:45 UTC  

Having to state specifically.

2018-10-11 19:05:47 UTC  

vaginas i mean

2018-10-11 19:05:52 UTC  

you can has no cis

2018-10-11 19:05:58 UTC  

vixens or wimicksens ... LOL.

2018-10-11 19:06:00 UTC  

Just call vagina a dickslot

2018-10-11 19:06:03 UTC  

really cheese people off.

2018-10-11 19:06:04 UTC  

Just call yourself transcis

2018-10-11 19:06:15 UTC  

1980: I bet by 2000 well be talking about flying cars and moon bases
2018: Did you just assume they were a woman because they gave birth?

2018-10-11 19:06:18 UTC  

*transcis-scum*

2018-10-11 19:06:29 UTC  

dick slot

2018-10-11 19:06:33 UTC  

and a clam smasher

2018-10-11 19:06:34 UTC  

"People who possess front holes since emerging from their gender non-specific parent's front hole".

2018-10-11 19:06:34 UTC  

Vagine=Dickslot, Mouth=Cockholster, Anoos=Buggery Port

2018-10-11 19:06:53 UTC  

Soblem Prolved.

2018-10-11 19:07:06 UTC  

Reason I like Fisherman's split term.

2018-10-11 19:07:10 UTC  

I have a funny joke about it.

2018-10-11 19:07:11 UTC  

>.>

2018-10-11 19:07:30 UTC  

What's wrong with the anus being the 'solid waste removal port'?

2018-10-11 19:07:33 UTC  

get ready to call him sexist guys

2018-10-11 19:07:48 UTC  

Which SJW casualty annoys/depressed you guys the most?

2018-10-11 19:07:49 UTC  

Too lengthy

2018-10-11 19:07:52 UTC  

For me it's Patton Oswalt.

2018-10-11 19:07:54 UTC  

I loved him.

2018-10-11 19:07:56 UTC  

Now I hate him.

2018-10-11 19:08:02 UTC  

But that's where speech is going, Tress.

2018-10-11 19:08:19 UTC  

We've gone from "shellshock" to "post-traumatic stress disorder".

2018-10-11 19:08:29 UTC  

...The entirety of Star Wars, Scrib

2018-10-11 19:08:30 UTC  

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.