Message from @Jes

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2018-10-13 22:13:52 UTC  

if this makes it into legislation, we have won.

2018-10-13 22:13:57 UTC  

hurrican't

2018-10-13 22:14:00 UTC  

If Hurricane Trump killed 10,000 people CNN would still claim that it was preferable than Donald

2018-10-13 22:14:05 UTC  

No one wants to be killed by a funny named hurricane.

2018-10-13 22:14:06 UTC  

>.>

2018-10-13 22:14:27 UTC  

The Funny Names for Hurricanes Act of 2018

2018-10-13 22:14:32 UTC  

They should have a vote on the name like what they did with boaty mcboatface.

2018-10-13 22:14:44 UTC  

FNHA, pronounced _finna_

2018-10-13 22:14:46 UTC  

yeah but they backed out of that

2018-10-13 22:14:48 UTC  

hurricane dont know about that one CHIEF

2018-10-13 22:14:49 UTC  

That is a unfortunate part of life. CNN is as dumb as a bag of rocks.

2018-10-13 22:15:00 UTC  

As in, hurricane finna _kill_ you.

2018-10-13 22:15:04 UTC  

hey, thats offensive to rocks

2018-10-13 22:15:11 UTC  

hurrican get yeeted boi

2018-10-13 22:15:12 UTC  

They didn't name the big ship that but they named the submersible it.

2018-10-13 22:15:16 UTC  

If they were smart, they would realize attacking Trump destroys their viewership and credibility.

2018-10-13 22:15:22 UTC  

They would still be the #1 news.

2018-10-13 22:15:31 UTC  

But no... they keep doing it and their ratings keeps plummeting.

2018-10-13 22:16:07 UTC  

>.>... let's name the next Aircraft Carrier... Carrier Submarine!

2018-10-13 22:16:10 UTC  

>.>

2018-10-13 22:16:32 UTC  

now imagine you had to pay a special tax that funded CNN.
thats the BBC

2018-10-13 22:16:46 UTC  

You know, if they created a huge ship that could have a submarine to dock on it for repairs.... that would be epic.

2018-10-13 22:16:58 UTC  

And there is a list if you don't have a TV.

2018-10-13 22:17:02 UTC  

Imagine a submarine docking in a Aircraft Carrier, with personel repairing it.

2018-10-13 22:17:06 UTC  

Or if you have a tv.

2018-10-13 22:17:19 UTC  

It can control air, sea, and land with the vehicles docked with it.

2018-10-13 22:17:21 UTC  

>.>

2018-10-13 22:17:27 UTC  

I'm waiting for Hurricane Pepe. Must give the latinos some representation.

2018-10-13 22:17:28 UTC  

and they bring the police to trick you into turning on your tv so you are in breech

2018-10-13 22:17:38 UTC  

Hurricane White Supremists.

2018-10-13 22:17:51 UTC  

Hurrican Richard Spencer

2018-10-13 22:18:30 UTC  

This just in.... White Supremists just killed over 1,243 with 748 missing!

2018-10-13 22:18:43 UTC  

Those damn White Supremists! *Slams fists on table.*

2018-10-13 22:18:43 UTC  

lol

2018-10-13 22:19:13 UTC  

inb4 UK becomes totalitarian

2018-10-13 22:19:18 UTC  

Wait... what? Oh this just in... there was no white surpremists involved. Apparently that is the hurricane's name.

2018-10-13 22:19:29 UTC  

Silly me... *Shrugs and funny music plays.*

2018-10-13 22:20:09 UTC  

part of me wants peace and another part wants a bloody war to end all this partisan crap

2018-10-13 22:20:12 UTC  

They are one step away from a totalitarian state. They already have a massive police apparatus.

2018-10-13 22:20:21 UTC  

I'm up for a war