im holding a calvary saber

one of the artists i commissioned sent me a thank you note with free merch for being a nice customer

But can you throw it?

wait why are you holding a knife whilst chatting

You could say i sword of have an advantage

Do you not hold weapons while shitposting online?

n

no

dude wtf

I kinda do

One of the rivets was poking out earlier. Scratched me a bit while I was on shift.

Loli is tearing at Gab
https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/9okqkk/censorship_gab_loli_drama/

what are you gonna do if the internet gods decide to tp you to a dueling arena to fight some rando

gotta be prepared

I'm generally armed when I take deliveries and fares. The customers need not know. 😛

😮

Gab is literally a boomer conservative social media

The NPCs WOULD be mad at me for that.

its very strange how anti weapon most people are

@shinsoo sooooooo

What was the commission for? :3

I had one fare actually *warn* me how dangerous it was in the neighborhood, unaware of the fact that I had my firearm on me at the time.

Thats because for decades they been putting soy into the water turning everone into softies

I was so tempted to allude to being 'prepared for anything'.

I can think of no better person to protect my life than myself

a Soraka @Blue Gale

This is how Gab dies...

With thunderous applause

Yeah? And?

Okay, now this is epic

The people walking around demanding power, demanding obedience, and claiming to be Liberal are basically bodysnatchers.

And the Conservative talking heads that run around using Liberal as a pejorative are missing the point.

its almost as if people are irrational

all of them

Boomers are dumb

All the time?