Message from @muzz852
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in these dire times, needs must
get a corona boner and you have to infect everyone
that sounds like a meeting of two or more
threesomes are out
ive had to wind the plumbing jobbing down, so i just charged people an extra ยฃ20 per job or threatend to lick door handles in the house
and twosomes
oh yeah lmao
this is gonna be the week my boiler finally dies
i'll give you a quote pal, just vacate the property before i come up, nothing to do with corona, its just so i can rummage around in your undies
imma pass
Do that and I'll just rig my boiler to explode
tbh tho, the weather is a fair bit milder atm, not so at risk of freezing to death
yeah but I like at least warm showers
seems like a terrible idea with us being on the strong upswing
stay the fuck in china
Oh boy, this is epic... When a useful idiot discovers that he's a useful idiot...
https://twitter.com/Femi_Sorry/status/1242328289462628352?s=20
Kek.
heating had to be turned off this morning
this went south quick ๐
They have people doing the same role in other part of the UK allowed to work from home. Yet they are making our office go to work. Is obviously not 'essential' that we go into work if it's possible to work from home.
They're breaking the law, then
Technically
The worst part about this lockdown is that my date was cancelled
Best part is that I no longer have to do a 5-230 on Friday
All and all, it's a net neutral rn
Luckily I'm getting a Job in food production which is seen as essential
I ain't working
I'm going back to my neet life
my builder showed up for work this am - he's going to work until he's out of supplies, then hibertnate
sadly, i'm working from home
London is fuuuuuuucked
London's become a third world colony, are you surprised?
well, that and high class twats who don't think rules apply to them
Donโt worry, there is no risk of catching Coronavirus on the tube
Khan said so
So it must be true
I work at a private club and we've had a few people trying to get in, despite the club being shut down.
It's surprising to see how much they think they are just above it
I imagine London's no different