Mana

get 3 children

Health
Mana
Stamina

😂

Damn tim is on 🔥 today

Oof.

Holy shit it's helpful to have protein powder after doing squats, pushups and crunches all at the same time.

yes

protein gives energy

You can feel the exercise creating empty space under your skin

Fill it with protein immediately.

(Btw, not to be confused with LOSING CALORIES)

(YOU CANNOT LOSE WEIGHT WITH EXERCISE)

(THIS MYTH NEEDS TO DIE; STOP THINKING IT WORKS THIS WAY)

(YOU READING THIS: I'M DEAD SERIOUS)

(YOU WANT TO LOSE ACTUAL WEIGHT? https://www.myfitnesspal.com )

she's right! you lose weight by smoking!

("What's that?" USE IT AND SEE)

Malware! 😄

Before I used that site, I figured out the actual calculations that you need to balance

And it was so hard to do because you had to keep 8+ numbers in perfect check.

"Oh wait I didn't change this when I changed the other thing"

"Okay there's gotta be a fucking app for this stupid ass nonsense"

THERE IS!

KITTEN MITTENS.

just eat less 😄

You can eat less and still be overbalanced in one sort of thing

Like if you keep your calories low, but all the food you DID EAT was high in sodium.

That will hurt your general effort.

It doesn't work.

Bananas are low in everything except carbs and sugar.

or just, take everything you eat,

And jsut eat less of it

Potatoes are like bananas, WITHOUT the sugar.

I'm dead serious.

A potato is a sugarless banana.

Change my mind.

agreed

potato is great

potassium for days

I can't use a potato for scale!!

But do potatoes have radiation?

POTATOES ARE SUGARLESS BANANAS.