seems like madagascar did not close itself down <:thunk:462282216467333140> but plauge.inc usually does <:thunk:462282216467333140>

>tfw your game only mimics reality by 99.999999997%

https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/saudi-arabia-starts-all-out-oil-war-destroys-opec-flooding-market-slashing-oil-prices

Lovely

Good timing too

https://mobile.twitter.com/eliast007/status/1236438716039774208

Forget the WuFlu, today is international women's day...
...so if ever there was a time to watch interracial lesbian porn, this is it.

Dayum

https://thehackernews.com/2020/03/intel-csme-vulnerability.html

But hey, look on the bright side... they landed in CALIFORNIA
https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1236660640971980805?s=20

I expect Live Leaks of twats doing a runner

http://archive.is/aTYcj

<:thinkgon:560211224923734026>

I wonder what the hell Italy is doing that everyone who suddenly turns up infected in a country has just returned from there

Huge tourism industry

Skiing mostly, this time of year in that region

umm... well, I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent interpretation... umm, honest
https://twitter.com/johnnyboy069/status/1236566446270013440?s=20

Seems like a crisis fueled entirely by international travel isn't your ideal globalist conspiracy.

The virus hinders globalisation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t-N4tvhQME

It doesn't matter what the actual cause it was, if the narrative is that globalism is the answer then that will make people embrace globalism.

The "cure" requires international co-operation.
Prevention requires supra-national laws.

Exactly

https://youtu.be/rvskMHn0sqQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdS3yk19QrQ

Color me Shocked...

the socialist is upper-class... no surprise there.

🤣🤣🤣
This just popped up in my recommended videos
https://youtu.be/tXFJmXP8jsc

I don't understand why you need there to be this conspiracy?

This is the third or fourth coronavirus that has made the jump to humans in the last couple decades. We knew it was coming

Yeah, especially when there were papers back in 2015 pointing out that bat coronaviruses were primed to jump to humans.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4797993/

There is no reason to believe there is a conspiracy with respect to the outbreak itself. The bat soup hypothesis is plausible. The sloppy/greedy Wuhan lab worker hypothesis is also plausible. Neither involve any sort of malice.

However, *"Never let a crisis go to waste"*

^ this guy sucks chink dicks

I firmly believe that the progressive left will do anything, literally anything, if they think it will bring about their utopia.

i kid i kid <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

Also, I firmly believe that there are powerful sociopaths who are ideologically indifferent themselves but profess progressive beliefs, who get off on fucking with the rest of humanity.

The kind of dickheads who want to make you eat the bugs, not because it is good or necessary, but because it makes them giggle to think they can do that.

aka Satan

Trauma breeds trauma.

I know they will try but this seems like a hard crisis for globalists to exploit. It shows the issues with outside supply lines and China being the worlds manufacturer along with the potential downsides to effortless global travel. The answer to all the exposed problems seem like increased self sufficiency and maybe even stronger borders.