Hell yeah

@Xaverius <:swet:671404160393936948>

pyramids are wack af

fucking modernist architecture

`He tried to sell the treasure, but at this time nobody believed that such high quality jewellery could be made in Black Africa.`

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egyptians were the hipsters of those times

Then a bavarian king bought them off him

DURR HURR I AM GONNA BUILD THIS PYRAMID BECAUSE I AM EDGYY

Oh wow

Lmfao @Xaverius

Broke: Build Pyramid
Woke: Build Pyramid *from the skulls of thine enemies*
http://www.documentarytube.com/articles/how-the-curse-of-timur-s-tomb-changed-the-course-of-world-war-ii#:~:text=Timur%20built%20the%20pyramid%20out%20of%2070%2C000%20human%20skulls.&text=Timur%2C%20or%20commonly%20known%20as,biggest%20dynasty%20after%20Genghis%20Khan.

The Mongols are the people that do not ask twice for you to comply. If you don't your village gets erased from the face of the earth.

@Tzeentch The best part is that whatever the king didn't want ended up in the german museum of egyptian history <:smugon:512048583806025739>

Now that is badass

the romans tie with the mongols for the most important empire in history imo

Egyptians? Wack. Mongols? Based

based rape dude 👍🏽

very based

can you claim to have looted kiev beijing and baghdad

thought so

i can

I am jewish

we own everything

If the Mongols can kill that many in less than a century, what are the over and under on the 6 million with modern tech?

dAmn

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niggers jim

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the IRL assassins were just a bunch of weed smoking islamic mystics

y'know, the Hashanshin that even **Salah al dihn** couldn't defeat?

> the IRL assassins were just a bunch of weed smoking islamic mystics
@Kinky Kitsune (Coomer) And? They were still effective

eid al fag <:smugay:593502151758708776>

but not as epic as in the games

Haha @Xaverius

turns out sneaky cunts can be quite effective at unaware targets

@Kinky Kitsune (Coomer) again, **Salah al dihn,** one of the greatest warrior-kings in history (a worthy opponent to King Richard the Lionheart) couldn't break the Hashanshin

Think about it, what's harder to fight? A stationary ruler that you can map his movement easily, or a wandering horde of autonomous units of savage steppe warriors on horseback?

a main weakness of steppe hordes was sieges