fucking Italians

you see

this is why we need to destroy italy

hmmm

Cant have shit in nubia

did you know that Kleopatra was of greek origin and that she was Caesers cum dumpster?

how to become a god
Step 1: Cover yourself in piss
Step 2: ???
Step 3: ur god nowe

Who the hell thinks it's better to be a pharaoh in a dry ass desert than a conquering khan from the steppes?<:thunk:462282216467333140>

`Overall, he is considered responsible for the destruction of over 40 pyramids.`

being a hotep is no accomplishment

*fucking Italians*

what a chad

Hell yeah

@Xaverius <:swet:671404160393936948>

pyramids are wack af

fucking modernist architecture

`He tried to sell the treasure, but at this time nobody believed that such high quality jewellery could be made in Black Africa.`

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egyptians were the hipsters of those times

Then a bavarian king bought them off him

DURR HURR I AM GONNA BUILD THIS PYRAMID BECAUSE I AM EDGYY

Oh wow

Lmfao @Xaverius

Broke: Build Pyramid
Woke: Build Pyramid *from the skulls of thine enemies*
http://www.documentarytube.com/articles/how-the-curse-of-timur-s-tomb-changed-the-course-of-world-war-ii#:~:text=Timur%20built%20the%20pyramid%20out%20of%2070%2C000%20human%20skulls.&text=Timur%2C%20or%20commonly%20known%20as,biggest%20dynasty%20after%20Genghis%20Khan.

The Mongols are the people that do not ask twice for you to comply. If you don't your village gets erased from the face of the earth.

@Tzeentch The best part is that whatever the king didn't want ended up in the german museum of egyptian history <:smugon:512048583806025739>

Now that is badass

the romans tie with the mongols for the most important empire in history imo

Egyptians? Wack. Mongols? Based

based rape dude 👍🏽

very based

can you claim to have looted kiev beijing and baghdad

thought so

i can

I am jewish

we own everything

If the Mongols can kill that many in less than a century, what are the over and under on the 6 million with modern tech?

dAmn

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niggers jim