haha

thats what i got out of that

lol

ive been processed as potential sex offender before myself

for having been nude at home

lol ok

don't leave the windows open lol

Were you spreading your ass open on the front window?

no, i was under the shower, right

Goatse the neighbourhood perfect

Who showers with the blinds open?

I've heard of stories like these.

and a lady delivering a package then rang me out

No one has windows with the shower in view

Where someone passes out in their front yard after being driven home from a bar

Psure that's a no no in construction

And they're not wearing pants

Boom. Sex offender.

Lol, you received a package in the buff.

Did you offer one in return?

omg

People are quite the species

well we dont have indecent exposure laws here

UPS here- oh my.

just exhibitionism is illegal

It'll be just UP in a moment, darlin'.

lol

which is exposure with intend to get sexual arousal ouf of it

And that deliverer narc'd on you?

For that?

Oh excellent, you've delivered my cock ring. Want to help me try it out?

yeah i was actualy trying to be hidden as much as possible but appearently...

you're on fire tonight inquisition

though if she actualy saw anything, it sshouldve been painstackinly clear it wasnt exhibitionism.

How about just put on clothes

no way she couldve mistaken me for aroused^^

***flaccccid***

```ive been processed as potential sex offender before myself
``` It almost sounds like you got it overturned.

Did you?

```no way she couldve mistaken me for aroused^^``` small penis. :<

well yeah there was no charge