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Idk where I heard this recently, but I heard some guy sent a dick pic to a chick and she was like eww that's gross and then the cops showed up to his house the next day trying to arrest him for having child porn, and he had to show the cops it was his dick, not a picture of a kids dick

Didn't some kids get busted for distributing CP, and it was of themselves.

I think we're talking about the same thing

I don't think you'll get charged with pics of yourself but if someone the same age as you sent theirs to you, it's considered as a sex offender

Officer, it's mine, here, look!

@Inquisition yes that happened

Yeah, fuck the human race.

Or wait, maybe that's a different scenario. Sounds like you mean the person was an actual kid. I'm talking about a grown man having his dick mistaken for a kids dick by police

yeah, I know

And he literally did have to drop his pants

Turned those cops gay

man, what an embarrassment getting your dick mistaken for a kid's...

haha

thats what i got out of that

lol

ive been processed as potential sex offender before myself

for having been nude at home

lol ok

don't leave the windows open lol

Were you spreading your ass open on the front window?

no, i was under the shower, right

Goatse the neighbourhood perfect

Who showers with the blinds open?

I've heard of stories like these.

and a lady delivering a package then rang me out

No one has windows with the shower in view

Where someone passes out in their front yard after being driven home from a bar

Psure that's a no no in construction

And they're not wearing pants

Boom. Sex offender.

Lol, you received a package in the buff.

Did you offer one in return?

omg

People are quite the species

well we dont have indecent exposure laws here

UPS here- oh my.

just exhibitionism is illegal

It'll be just UP in a moment, darlin'.

lol