Message from @xorgy

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2018-10-29 05:19:48 UTC  

Ok, that one works better.

2018-10-29 05:19:50 UTC  

Ever seen Chinese toilets?

2018-10-29 05:19:52 UTC  

Just pee in the sink

2018-10-29 05:19:57 UTC  

those are true nightmares

2018-10-29 05:20:08 UTC  

Urinals should be replaced with those clown water gun targets at carnivals, but without the faces to remove the fetishy part

2018-10-29 05:20:17 UTC  

I just want to get a score for pissin' real good

2018-10-29 05:20:30 UTC  

@Schedrevka Pretty sure some places have done target urinals

2018-10-29 05:20:36 UTC  

In Japan, iirc

2018-10-29 05:20:47 UTC  

minigame 😮

2018-10-29 05:20:52 UTC  

I can't even imagine the splatter you'd get from people trying to "use" those things, Schedrevka.

2018-10-29 05:20:52 UTC  

Is it true women wish they could pee like men?

2018-10-29 05:21:05 UTC  

Imagine that _you_ had to sit on the toilet to pee

2018-10-29 05:21:07 UTC  

There's something called a She-Wee now

2018-10-29 05:21:10 UTC  

I'm honestly shocked at the _enormous, heavy, expensive giant pieces of porcelain of the complete wrong shape_ that major distributors think they can sell as "urinals">

2018-10-29 05:21:13 UTC  

ez

2018-10-29 05:21:24 UTC  

Yeah, there are products that are basically a cup+hose for women to pee standing

2018-10-29 05:21:27 UTC  
2018-10-29 05:21:33 UTC  

I worked for a plumbing fixture distributor, and looking at their catalog was so depressing

2018-10-29 05:21:58 UTC  

these things are the complete wrong shape for everything from cleaning to splatter to material use to moldmaking

2018-10-29 05:22:15 UTC  

A LOT of women have tried peeing standing up before and made messes. Seriously, if you know a girl well enough ask them about that

2018-10-29 05:22:17 UTC  

these things have virtually no redeeming qualities, it is amazing.

2018-10-29 05:22:33 UTC  

and then ask them if they used to get archie comics, because so many girls did for some reason and it confuses me

2018-10-29 05:22:35 UTC  

@Hiniku a lot think they do

2018-10-29 05:22:53 UTC  

@Hiniku as with all things, though, with great power comes great responsibility

2018-10-29 05:23:13 UTC  

@Hiniku just because you *could* whip out your dick and pee in almost any direction, doesn't mean that you can do so and not get arrested.

2018-10-29 05:23:25 UTC  

Is it because Jughead wears that crown?

2018-10-29 05:24:04 UTC  

Okay. It was nice talking about urinals but

2018-10-29 05:24:08 UTC  

I am going to sleep

2018-10-29 05:24:12 UTC  

Goodnight, all

2018-10-29 05:25:15 UTC  

Wow... just wow.

2018-10-29 05:26:31 UTC  

The third migrant caravan is more violent than the second caravan that came through mexico border.

2018-10-29 05:26:37 UTC  

that sounds about right

2018-10-29 05:27:24 UTC  

A bunch of entitled, selfish pricks who think they can waltz into any country they bloody well please because they like what was built there and want to exploit it.

2018-10-29 05:27:26 UTC  

just wait until they reach america

2018-10-29 05:27:39 UTC  

FUCK! There is another caravan forming, a fourth one.

2018-10-29 05:27:49 UTC  

where the fuck are these caravans coming from

2018-10-29 05:27:58 UTC  

@xorgy Why do you hate immigrants?