maximize accumulation of testicle hairs

If you want privacy just piss in the toilets

That last one is reserved for Ben Shapiro

where your pant legs are supposed to be

lol the URL but

http://www.urinal.net/kilkenny_design_ctre/kilkenny_designcenter.med.jpg

those are common here

Otherwise wipe the dick out

or

These you can at least get some privacy

The one in Frankfurt are a lost cause

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oQmlofA5pN8/UtY-QKAGGcI/AAAAAAAABSY/EqipZjEs8Ic/s1600/urinals.jpg

http://www.ferryhilllocalhistory.com/images/147922/luxury-corporate-office-bathroom-with-urinals-bathroom-fandung.jpg

Not even partial coverage

heres my conspiracy theory- TIME wants hillary 2020, so they are destroying avenatti in the eyes of the left

Seriously, I HATE American Standard urinals

@Ronald McFunkytown✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ No way man, we're talking about piss here

https://www.keramag.com/professionals-area/productinformation/urinals/flow/ << urinals should be a little bit cone shaped, so that your piss goes _in_ and doesn't come _out_ again along with _somebody else's piss and ball hairs_.

lol. creepy porn lawer ruined his career him self

https://ogtstore.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/BoultonWatt_urinals-Custom.jpg

Ok, that one works better.

Ever seen Chinese toilets?

Just pee in the sink

those are true nightmares

Urinals should be replaced with those clown water gun targets at carnivals, but without the faces to remove the fetishy part

I just want to get a score for pissin' real good

@Schedrevka Pretty sure some places have done target urinals

In Japan, iirc

minigame 😮

I can't even imagine the splatter you'd get from people trying to "use" those things, Schedrevka.

Is it true women wish they could pee like men?

Imagine that _you_ had to sit on the toilet to pee

There's something called a She-Wee now

I'm honestly shocked at the _enormous, heavy, expensive giant pieces of porcelain of the complete wrong shape_ that major distributors think they can sell as "urinals">

ez

Yeah, there are products that are basically a cup+hose for women to pee standing

U right @velvitonator

I worked for a plumbing fixture distributor, and looking at their catalog was so depressing

these things are the complete wrong shape for everything from cleaning to splatter to material use to moldmaking

A LOT of women have tried peeing standing up before and made messes. Seriously, if you know a girl well enough ask them about that

these things have virtually no redeeming qualities, it is amazing.