Message from @FunnyStarRunner

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2018-10-29 05:21:27 UTC  
2018-10-29 05:21:33 UTC  

I worked for a plumbing fixture distributor, and looking at their catalog was so depressing

2018-10-29 05:21:58 UTC  

these things are the complete wrong shape for everything from cleaning to splatter to material use to moldmaking

2018-10-29 05:22:15 UTC  

A LOT of women have tried peeing standing up before and made messes. Seriously, if you know a girl well enough ask them about that

2018-10-29 05:22:17 UTC  

these things have virtually no redeeming qualities, it is amazing.

2018-10-29 05:22:33 UTC  

and then ask them if they used to get archie comics, because so many girls did for some reason and it confuses me

2018-10-29 05:22:35 UTC  

@Hiniku a lot think they do

2018-10-29 05:22:53 UTC  

@Hiniku as with all things, though, with great power comes great responsibility

2018-10-29 05:23:13 UTC  

@Hiniku just because you *could* whip out your dick and pee in almost any direction, doesn't mean that you can do so and not get arrested.

2018-10-29 05:23:25 UTC  

Is it because Jughead wears that crown?

2018-10-29 05:24:04 UTC  

Okay. It was nice talking about urinals but

2018-10-29 05:24:08 UTC  

I am going to sleep

2018-10-29 05:24:12 UTC  

Goodnight, all

2018-10-29 05:25:15 UTC  

Wow... just wow.

2018-10-29 05:26:31 UTC  

The third migrant caravan is more violent than the second caravan that came through mexico border.

2018-10-29 05:26:37 UTC  

that sounds about right

2018-10-29 05:27:24 UTC  

A bunch of entitled, selfish pricks who think they can waltz into any country they bloody well please because they like what was built there and want to exploit it.

2018-10-29 05:27:26 UTC  

just wait until they reach america

2018-10-29 05:27:39 UTC  

FUCK! There is another caravan forming, a fourth one.

2018-10-29 05:27:49 UTC  

where the fuck are these caravans coming from

2018-10-29 05:27:58 UTC  

@xorgy Why do you hate immigrants?

2018-10-29 05:28:05 UTC  

lol

2018-10-29 05:28:21 UTC  

America is such a terrible, racist country and Trump is literally Hitler.

Also: Everyone is trying to come here.

2018-10-29 05:28:30 UTC  

Economic migrants.

2018-10-29 05:28:44 UTC  

Not only are they violent, they are trashing the cities that they pass through.

2018-10-29 05:28:55 UTC  

America: literally satan
Also America: the place where the world's ills are virtually absent, and where most desire to be.

2018-10-29 05:29:37 UTC  

When I was younger, I actually fell for that a lot:

When somebody is truly in need, like when they are homeless, I always thought they would be even more appreciative of help than other people.

But, a lot of times that's not the case.

2018-10-29 05:29:41 UTC  

how about you go storm your own governments and improve things there

2018-10-29 05:30:11 UTC  

Some of the people I helped most in my life turned out to be the most unappreciative pricks I have ever seen.

2018-10-29 05:30:18 UTC  

but my buffalo wild wings

2018-10-29 05:30:22 UTC  

Not that i made any demands of them, beyond basic human decency.

2018-10-29 05:30:32 UTC  

My question is, are you going to back to your own countries and try to make them better after this crisis is over.

2018-10-29 05:30:40 UTC  

I'm with the Dalai Lama on this one.

2018-10-29 05:30:42 UTC  

that south park episode with all the homeless people

2018-10-29 05:30:47 UTC  

No, they won't.