Message from @Walsp
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you cant get 100% pleasure out of a performance
I find it funny because I can copy+paste it to friends, and due to the "pill" part they'll either have a giggle or a groan. Because it's coming from me. I'm not giving any creds to Walsp.
There once was a man from Madrass
Whose balls were made out of brass
When he'd bang 'em together
They'd play stormy weather
And lightning would shoot out of his ass
Okay that was funny
this one was my favourite
I cant for the life of me find anything to top this one
its been 5 years of searching for new Limericks
witcher 3 did the shortest Limerics
There once was a man with a painting,
Whose beauty saw droves of men fainting,
His pride took control,
Compromising his soul,
And that portrait, he ended up tainting
Geralt. wanna hear a Limerick ? Lambert Lambert what A prick
Dont get it
he was on a boat with LAmbert
Me?
you win
that must be Some Vevisiouse painting sir
(puts on monicle )
There once was a painted named McNeff
Who was blind, palsied, and deaf
When he asked to be touted
The critics all shouted
This is art, with a capital F!
That's the only limerick I can recall from memory
Take the mustache and hair... please put this on timcast.
For shits and giggles.
Lel
yes
Now down in the valley of Shneel
Lived a woman who loved to reveal
With her curtains well drawn
Standing bare as a fawn
She'd do this really neat trick with an eel
It's supposed to be Dorian Gray 🤷
Oh dear
I just realize... Timcast is like Confusious in this video.
Trying to stop his team from arguing with each other.
Complaining about Far Left and Democrats tearing each other apart.
A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit
"Does shit stick to your fur as a habit?"
"Of course not," said the hare,
"It's really quite rare!"
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
Timcast is like confusious.
They say the Acropolis along the Partheneon there is . . . NO . straight . . LINES
And the Eastern Philosophers are like Socialism.
And Western is Republican.
XD
I'm not sure if I should let you get away with rhyming rabbit with rabbit 🤔