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There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her v@$@%
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil

i cant stop giggling

It wasnt funny

^

Comedy is Subjective

true

but I didn't think it was funny

its fine if you dont laugh. As Bo Burnham Said he believes comedy is 50% laughing 50% horrified

you cant get 100% pleasure out of a performance

I find it funny because I can copy+paste it to friends, and due to the "pill" part they'll either have a giggle or a groan. Because it's coming from me. I'm not giving any creds to Walsp.

There once was a man from Madrass
Whose balls were made out of brass
When he'd bang 'em together
They'd play stormy weather
And lightning would shoot out of his ass

Okay that was funny

this one was my favourite

I cant for the life of me find anything to top this one

its been 5 years of searching for new Limericks

witcher 3 did the shortest Limerics

There once was a man with a painting,
Whose beauty saw droves of men fainting,
His pride took control,
Compromising his soul,
And that portrait, he ended up tainting

Geralt. wanna hear a Limerick ? Lambert Lambert what A prick

Dont get it

he was on a boat with LAmbert

Me?

@♓♏♋ GG

you win

that must be Some Vevisiouse painting sir

(puts on monicle )

There once was a painted named McNeff
Who was blind, palsied, and deaf
When he asked to be touted
The critics all shouted
This is art, with a capital F!

That's the only limerick I can recall from memory

Take the mustache and hair... please put this on timcast.

Lol

For shits and giggles.

Lel

yes

Now down in the valley of Shneel
Lived a woman who loved to reveal
With her curtains well drawn
Standing bare as a fawn
She'd do this really neat trick with an eel

It's supposed to be Dorian Gray 🤷

Oh dear

I just realize... Timcast is like Confusious in this video.

Psst, @Walsp, it's "monocle". 👍

Trying to stop his team from arguing with each other.

Complaining about Far Left and Democrats tearing each other apart.