Message from @♓♏♋

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2018-10-31 08:35:39 UTC  

i cant stop giggling

2018-10-31 08:35:55 UTC  

It wasnt funny

2018-10-31 08:36:00 UTC  

^

2018-10-31 08:36:13 UTC  

Comedy is Subjective

2018-10-31 08:36:19 UTC  

true

2018-10-31 08:36:24 UTC  

but I didn't think it was funny

2018-10-31 08:36:31 UTC  

its fine if you dont laugh. As Bo Burnham Said he believes comedy is 50% laughing 50% horrified

2018-10-31 08:36:48 UTC  

you cant get 100% pleasure out of a performance

2018-10-31 08:37:23 UTC  

I find it funny because I can copy+paste it to friends, and due to the "pill" part they'll either have a giggle or a groan. Because it's coming from me. I'm not giving any creds to Walsp.

2018-10-31 08:37:27 UTC  

There once was a man from Madrass
Whose balls were made out of brass
When he'd bang 'em together
They'd play stormy weather
And lightning would shoot out of his ass

2018-10-31 08:37:58 UTC  

Okay that was funny

2018-10-31 08:38:06 UTC  

this one was my favourite

2018-10-31 08:38:17 UTC  

I cant for the life of me find anything to top this one

2018-10-31 08:38:25 UTC  

its been 5 years of searching for new Limericks

2018-10-31 08:38:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/507111181291618306/tim_kotaku.png

2018-10-31 08:38:48 UTC  

witcher 3 did the shortest Limerics

2018-10-31 08:38:58 UTC  

There once was a man with a painting,
Whose beauty saw droves of men fainting,
His pride took control,
Compromising his soul,
And that portrait, he ended up tainting

2018-10-31 08:39:30 UTC  

Geralt. wanna hear a Limerick ? Lambert Lambert what A prick

2018-10-31 08:39:35 UTC  

Dont get it

2018-10-31 08:39:42 UTC  

he was on a boat with LAmbert

2018-10-31 08:39:48 UTC  

Me?

2018-10-31 08:40:16 UTC  
2018-10-31 08:40:19 UTC  

you win

2018-10-31 08:40:29 UTC  

that must be Some Vevisiouse painting sir

2018-10-31 08:40:38 UTC  

(puts on monicle )

2018-10-31 08:40:41 UTC  

There once was a painted named McNeff
Who was blind, palsied, and deaf
When he asked to be touted
The critics all shouted
This is art, with a capital F!

That's the only limerick I can recall from memory

2018-10-31 08:40:52 UTC  

Take the mustache and hair... please put this on timcast.

2018-10-31 08:40:52 UTC  

Lol

2018-10-31 08:40:55 UTC  

For shits and giggles.

2018-10-31 08:40:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/507111729281368064/unknown.png

2018-10-31 08:40:58 UTC  

Lel

2018-10-31 08:41:04 UTC  

yes

2018-10-31 08:41:06 UTC  

Now down in the valley of Shneel
Lived a woman who loved to reveal
With her curtains well drawn
Standing bare as a fawn
She'd do this really neat trick with an eel

2018-10-31 08:41:07 UTC  

It's supposed to be Dorian Gray 🤷

2018-10-31 08:41:35 UTC  

Oh dear

2018-10-31 08:41:49 UTC  

I just realize... Timcast is like Confusious in this video.

2018-10-31 08:41:55 UTC  

Psst, @Walsp, it's "monocle". 👍

2018-10-31 08:41:56 UTC  

Trying to stop his team from arguing with each other.

2018-10-31 08:42:10 UTC  

Complaining about Far Left and Democrats tearing each other apart.

2018-10-31 08:42:12 UTC  

thanks you @kontroll engrish.exe failed to Load to UI !@$%%@!

2018-10-31 08:42:20 UTC  

A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit
"Does shit stick to your fur as a habit?"
"Of course not," said the hare,
"It's really quite rare!"
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.