Message from @Jokerfaic

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2020-03-14 18:35:56 UTC  

> repiratory

2020-03-14 18:36:12 UTC  

respiratory

2020-03-14 18:36:14 UTC  

lungs

2020-03-14 18:36:17 UTC  

not bowels

2020-03-14 18:36:27 UTC  

fucking unbelievable sheep

2020-03-14 18:36:55 UTC  

my house is actually god damn out

2020-03-14 18:36:55 UTC  

well, there's actually a case to be made for panic buying

2020-03-14 18:37:09 UTC  

none of these fucking sheep have such an excuse

2020-03-14 18:37:20 UTC  

I know, but next time, you could

2020-03-14 18:37:26 UTC  

and thus be able to shit

2020-03-14 18:37:38 UTC  

or just buy a bidet, I bet those haven't sold out, lmao

2020-03-14 18:37:44 UTC  

you know what wasn't touched?

2020-03-14 18:37:49 UTC  

the caffeine aisle

2020-03-14 18:37:58 UTC  

fucking retards

2020-03-14 18:38:09 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIdLuSOMAOU

The Stampede Mentality - The Impossibility of Resisting Social Panic ... David Stewart

2020-03-14 18:38:10 UTC  

> you know what wasn't touched?
@Jokerfaic

Your penis?

2020-03-14 18:38:22 UTC  

No embed?

2020-03-14 18:38:31 UTC  

WHYYYYY?

2020-03-14 18:38:39 UTC  

well yes, but that's standard

2020-03-14 18:38:43 UTC  

situation normal

2020-03-14 18:39:21 UTC  

I wasn't getting laid before a pandemic, nothing abnormal about not getting laid during one

2020-03-14 18:39:22 UTC  

I can't wait to see the scientific papers years from now, detailing the actual facts about coronavirus.

2020-03-14 18:39:37 UTC  

Right now I just don't fucking know anymore.

2020-03-14 18:39:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/688456343954260018/393e2fa6e79da91c.png

2020-03-14 18:39:56 UTC  

we don't need to wait years to find out toilet paper isn't going to aide a fucking respiratory illness

2020-03-14 18:40:40 UTC  

i totally condone spreading rumours about TP to stop people buying it

2020-03-14 18:40:49 UTC  

like it's got corona on it

2020-03-14 18:41:01 UTC  

"thems chinese trees in the TP"

2020-03-14 18:41:16 UTC  

I actually could believe the Chinks would be so subversive as to put the virus on TP to spread it.

2020-03-14 18:41:22 UTC  

Wait, what
Why is that image about Coronovirus reducing 'free' immigration associating Ron Paul with Authoritarianism

2020-03-14 18:41:32 UTC  

They are indeed just Jews, but stronger

2020-03-14 18:41:58 UTC  

@Nevis MEME NO MEKA SENSE! ME MAD!

2020-03-14 18:42:13 UTC  

@Nevis establishment will go to any lengths to smear the uninitiated

2020-03-14 18:42:30 UTC  

At this point I'm just about willing to start praising the Sun; all other religions seem vulnerable and incapable of halting the tide.

2020-03-14 18:43:09 UTC  

@Nevis It's associating Ron Paul with it being happening and it's currently happening for the blue square. So, you got it the wrong way around. It's not Ron Paul that is the blue square, but the blue square that is Ron Paul.

2020-03-14 18:43:19 UTC  

Zoro Astrianism was all about fire, or something

2020-03-14 18:44:02 UTC  

Christy Anity was all about eating a guy, or something.

2020-03-14 18:44:08 UTC  

Ron Paul is, like
The _poster child_ for libertarian-right

2020-03-14 18:44:15 UTC  

So, sun worship or fire worship, you've got some options

2020-03-14 18:44:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/688457640938045568/1584136182575.gif