Message from @Goddess Tyche

Discord ID: 688455819985027140


2020-03-14 18:35:08 UTC  

Pure chaos

2020-03-14 18:35:09 UTC  

kroger and walmart were actually empty of toilet tissue and paper towels

2020-03-14 18:35:29 UTC  

Imagine not having toiled paper, fucking socialists

2020-03-14 18:35:33 UTC  

I am more embarrassed with Houston cretins than ever

2020-03-14 18:35:42 UTC  

its

2020-03-14 18:35:43 UTC  

a

2020-03-14 18:35:44 UTC  

America = Communism

2020-03-14 18:35:44 UTC  

fucking

2020-03-14 18:35:47 UTC  

respiratory

2020-03-14 18:35:49 UTC  

disease

2020-03-14 18:35:56 UTC  

> repiratory

2020-03-14 18:36:12 UTC  

respiratory

2020-03-14 18:36:14 UTC  

lungs

2020-03-14 18:36:17 UTC  

not bowels

2020-03-14 18:36:27 UTC  

fucking unbelievable sheep

2020-03-14 18:36:55 UTC  

my house is actually god damn out

2020-03-14 18:36:55 UTC  

well, there's actually a case to be made for panic buying

2020-03-14 18:37:09 UTC  

none of these fucking sheep have such an excuse

2020-03-14 18:37:20 UTC  

I know, but next time, you could

2020-03-14 18:37:26 UTC  

and thus be able to shit

2020-03-14 18:37:38 UTC  

or just buy a bidet, I bet those haven't sold out, lmao

2020-03-14 18:37:44 UTC  

you know what wasn't touched?

2020-03-14 18:37:49 UTC  

the caffeine aisle

2020-03-14 18:37:58 UTC  

fucking retards

2020-03-14 18:38:09 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIdLuSOMAOU

The Stampede Mentality - The Impossibility of Resisting Social Panic ... David Stewart

2020-03-14 18:38:10 UTC  

> you know what wasn't touched?
@Jokerfaic

Your penis?

2020-03-14 18:38:22 UTC  

No embed?

2020-03-14 18:38:31 UTC  

WHYYYYY?

2020-03-14 18:38:39 UTC  

well yes, but that's standard

2020-03-14 18:38:43 UTC  

situation normal

2020-03-14 18:39:21 UTC  

I wasn't getting laid before a pandemic, nothing abnormal about not getting laid during one

2020-03-14 18:39:22 UTC  

I can't wait to see the scientific papers years from now, detailing the actual facts about coronavirus.

2020-03-14 18:39:37 UTC  

Right now I just don't fucking know anymore.

2020-03-14 18:39:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/688456343954260018/393e2fa6e79da91c.png

2020-03-14 18:39:56 UTC  

we don't need to wait years to find out toilet paper isn't going to aide a fucking respiratory illness

2020-03-14 18:40:40 UTC  

i totally condone spreading rumours about TP to stop people buying it

2020-03-14 18:40:49 UTC  

like it's got corona on it

2020-03-14 18:41:01 UTC  

"thems chinese trees in the TP"

2020-03-14 18:41:16 UTC  

I actually could believe the Chinks would be so subversive as to put the virus on TP to spread it.

2020-03-14 18:41:22 UTC  

Wait, what
Why is that image about Coronovirus reducing 'free' immigration associating Ron Paul with Authoritarianism