Message from @ChromaticTurtle

Discord ID: 689266582689546273


2020-03-17 00:15:40 UTC  

imagine sorting your memes

2020-03-17 00:15:44 UTC  

Wednesday: apply for jobs, check email for resposes, wank, repeat
Thrusday: apply for jobs, check email for resposes, wank, repeat
Friday: apply for jobs, check email for resposes, wank, repeat
Saturday: apply for jobs, check email for resposes, wank, repeat
Sunday: apply for jobs, check email for resposes, wank, repeat

2020-03-17 00:16:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/689265755937570865/1584391872971.gif

2020-03-17 00:16:19 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/689265823545688197/xlarge-2.png

2020-03-17 00:16:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/689265873415831586/Untitled.png

2020-03-17 00:16:41 UTC  

I feel like the real question is how the hell did she convince someone 21 times to create the conditions for abortion

2020-03-17 00:16:49 UTC  

Wipe thyne bunghole

2020-03-17 00:17:12 UTC  

@Xaverius I mean, about a half impression of some nice tits under that shirt

2020-03-17 00:17:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/689266053703925795/image0-37.png

2020-03-17 00:17:35 UTC  

@Jokerfaic those are saggy hooker tits

2020-03-17 00:17:44 UTC  

Nobody wants that

2020-03-17 00:17:56 UTC  

might have looked better before 21 hormonal flushes

2020-03-17 00:18:18 UTC  

but then I'm not picky

2020-03-17 00:18:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/689266381996294156/e1c7ed9c38007d3562af3a014a95f4fa.jpg

2020-03-17 00:18:35 UTC  

The saddest tits

2020-03-17 00:18:40 UTC  

Kajit got wares if you got coin.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/689266417585225907/FB_IMG_1584311772666.jpg

2020-03-17 00:18:43 UTC  

nice tits tbh

2020-03-17 00:18:44 UTC  

fair play

2020-03-17 00:19:04 UTC  

@ChromaticTurtle Is that a young Professor Oak

2020-03-17 00:19:19 UTC  

i think

2020-03-17 00:19:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/689266610887852075/papier.mp4

2020-03-17 00:19:29 UTC  

of course not. oak plows Ash's mom when he's off on his journey

2020-03-17 00:23:54 UTC  

He has wood, he's not called Oak for nothing.

2020-03-17 00:26:49 UTC  

Ash's mom has a nickname for Oak's cock: The Sudowoodo

2020-03-17 00:27:45 UTC  

actually come to think of it, oak and ash are both names for trees

2020-03-17 00:29:11 UTC  

All Poké professors are named after trees, that's the schtick

2020-03-17 00:31:14 UTC  

Maybe I'd be more confident about my sexual potential if I had a name reminiscent of trees or wood

2020-03-17 00:31:16 UTC  

Ash is named after his usual chances of survival

2020-03-17 00:31:35 UTC  

instead of a fuckin gay-ass irish derivative

2020-03-17 00:31:52 UTC  

Ash is the retarded little brother of red.

2020-03-17 00:31:55 UTC  

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2020-03-17 00:32:20 UTC  

that 21 abortions top made me forget for a moment that arson is illegal

2020-03-17 00:32:49 UTC  

oooh fook i'm gonna CRASHHH

2020-03-17 00:40:48 UTC  

The trump discord is funny cuz they get triggered by trolls

2020-03-17 00:40:56 UTC  

Which most members are

2020-03-17 00:42:53 UTC  

anyone bring up in 2018 he cut CDC funding and fired people under the label of "pandemic experts?"

2020-03-17 00:43:07 UTC  

that should rattle em

2020-03-17 00:43:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/689272726770155635/Tom_Clancys_The_Division_2_20200317_003438.png

2020-03-17 00:43:58 UTC  

Like, he's making a good effort in the current moment, but god damn, dude, even at the time that couldn't have looked like a good idea

2020-03-17 00:44:03 UTC  

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