https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-nerds-wake-up-in-utopia-where-everyone-stays-inside-sports-canceled-social-interaction-forbidden
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I like this utopia

Although i’m a britnigger so none of this applies to me

What did I miss?

Not yet, but it will. @Cassiopeia

sadly school ends at the end of this week

so it don’t matter anyway

I’m just under the hope that GCSEs are cancelled

My plans for this week

Wednesday - redo a 20h computing coursework over something i didn’t do
Thursday - Trip to Games Workshop (Cancelled)
Friday - School ends
Saturday - Go to Army camp for a week (Cancelled)

It’s a shit week now

thanks for sharing with us image4.jpg :)

Enjoy unknown-17.jpeg

Serial killer

@ArmouredHeart Tie this skank-ass whore's ~~tubes~~ **neck in a noose.**

My meme folder is 10 thousand deep of unsorted memes, and 5 thousand sorted.

imagine sorting your memes

Wednesday: apply for jobs, check email for resposes, wank, repeat
Thrusday: apply for jobs, check email for resposes, wank, repeat
Friday: apply for jobs, check email for resposes, wank, repeat
Saturday: apply for jobs, check email for resposes, wank, repeat
Sunday: apply for jobs, check email for resposes, wank, repeat

I feel like the real question is how the hell did she convince someone 21 times to create the conditions for abortion

Wipe thyne bunghole

@Xaverius I mean, about a half impression of some nice tits under that shirt

@Jokerfaic those are saggy hooker tits

Nobody wants that

might have looked better before 21 hormonal flushes

https://youtu.be/NtB_jvznaNM

but then I'm not picky

The saddest tits

Kajit got wares if you got coin.

nice tits tbh

fair play

@ChromaticTurtle Is that a young Professor Oak

i think