Message from @Steyr "Thick" Shotgun

Discord ID: 691362995611107489


2020-03-22 19:04:32 UTC  

then a nuke to top it off

2020-03-22 19:04:34 UTC  

nice

2020-03-22 19:04:46 UTC  

First you need to destroy Chinese artificial islands they use for military bases

2020-03-22 19:05:04 UTC  

I really wanna be one of those people in the bunker who pilot the fucken missile

2020-03-22 19:05:16 UTC  

I wanna hit Xi right in his fat fucking yellow face

2020-03-22 19:05:28 UTC  

can the universe itself be weaponized? it's gotta have a grudge with china by now

2020-03-22 19:06:12 UTC  

Imagine an x-rax burts so precisely tightbeamed towards earth it only hits china nad whatever its antipode is

2020-03-22 19:06:23 UTC  

I'm sure it's nothing valuable, like say, Brazil

2020-03-22 19:07:18 UTC  

It's lower, lol, of course, Brazil is at the equator

2020-03-22 19:07:37 UTC  

Most of Argentina and Chile

2020-03-22 19:07:59 UTC  

That is, the best SA countries get sacrificed for the Deletion of China

2020-03-22 19:08:02 UTC  

I'm fine with that.

2020-03-22 19:08:19 UTC  

i'm in argentina and that sounds fine by me

2020-03-22 19:08:48 UTC  

then again it's a bit of overkill to use enough x-ray to go through the planet's core

2020-03-22 19:08:53 UTC  

It's actually really neat how well the northern Argentinian border corresponds with the Chinese antipode

2020-03-22 19:09:05 UTC  

china would be glassed with half of that

2020-03-22 19:09:23 UTC  

Me...

2020-03-22 19:09:25 UTC  

Uruguay, Paraguay and Bolivia are just outside

2020-03-22 19:09:25 UTC  

Hungy.

2020-03-22 19:09:43 UTC  

Bebby need food

2020-03-22 19:10:00 UTC  

go stuff your face then, lmao

2020-03-22 19:10:16 UTC  

Soubds gay

2020-03-22 19:10:21 UTC  

Also Japan hasn't cancelled olympic games yet

2020-03-22 19:10:22 UTC  

oh hey nice the bit of argentina where i'm at gets spared

2020-03-22 19:10:31 UTC  

Fuck Argentina

2020-03-22 19:10:45 UTC  

mendoza is a based province and fully inside the zone tho :I

2020-03-22 19:10:50 UTC  

cheese yeah

2020-03-22 19:11:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/691363405986136074/c8a13fa.jpg

2020-03-22 19:11:42 UTC  

He do be summoning tho 😳

2020-03-22 19:12:25 UTC  

also argentina may suck but at least i can criticize the euro rapefugee crisis without getting police at my door to "check my thinking"

2020-03-22 19:13:15 UTC  

Says the country that tried to invade an island and got smacked by said terrible country

2020-03-22 19:13:34 UTC  

Argentina used to be pretty based. They were Pinochet on steroids, putting 30k commies on planes and dropping them in the middle of the ocean

2020-03-22 19:13:42 UTC  

i'm not my country ya collectivist fool

2020-03-22 19:13:51 UTC  

Ok nog

2020-03-22 19:14:12 UTC  

i WISH it was 30k. actual number was closer to 3k, the socialists just did a 6 gorillion with the number

2020-03-22 19:14:31 UTC  

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2020-03-22 19:15:27 UTC  

@Sectator Pragmaticam Lex you mean they Jewed it up?

2020-03-22 19:15:39 UTC  

Commies lie. Truly, I am shocked.

2020-03-22 19:15:42 UTC  

p much

2020-03-22 19:16:13 UTC  

*"If you can fit 50 commies in an airplane, and have fuel for 5 trips, how many ..."*