Message from @Goddess Tyche

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2020-03-22 19:02:33 UTC  

but you don't invade barbarians that butcher animals without killing them first
you fuckin glass them

2020-03-22 19:02:39 UTC  

@johl kohl no, still counts as you being retarded

2020-03-22 19:02:48 UTC  

because it's a fucking obvious sentence

2020-03-22 19:03:10 UTC  

@Sectator Pragmaticam Lex I mean, yes, but also no.

2020-03-22 19:03:16 UTC  

you glass the military bases

2020-03-22 19:03:17 UTC  

well i know the runes for japan but idk if the second one says china or korea

2020-03-22 19:03:18 UTC  

It counts as me thinking outside the box

2020-03-22 19:03:28 UTC  

also, China doesn't have that many deserts with sand

2020-03-22 19:03:41 UTC  

nukes only make glass out of sand and shit

2020-03-22 19:03:47 UTC  

China does have deserts, but nobody lives there

2020-03-22 19:04:12 UTC  
2020-03-22 19:04:12 UTC  

you pulverize the place into sand first, ofc

2020-03-22 19:04:26 UTC  

first a carpet bombing with moabs

2020-03-22 19:04:32 UTC  

then a nuke to top it off

2020-03-22 19:04:34 UTC  

nice

2020-03-22 19:04:46 UTC  

First you need to destroy Chinese artificial islands they use for military bases

2020-03-22 19:05:04 UTC  

I really wanna be one of those people in the bunker who pilot the fucken missile

2020-03-22 19:05:16 UTC  

I wanna hit Xi right in his fat fucking yellow face

2020-03-22 19:05:28 UTC  

can the universe itself be weaponized? it's gotta have a grudge with china by now

2020-03-22 19:06:12 UTC  

Imagine an x-rax burts so precisely tightbeamed towards earth it only hits china nad whatever its antipode is

2020-03-22 19:06:23 UTC  

I'm sure it's nothing valuable, like say, Brazil

2020-03-22 19:07:18 UTC  

It's lower, lol, of course, Brazil is at the equator

2020-03-22 19:07:37 UTC  

Most of Argentina and Chile

2020-03-22 19:07:59 UTC  

That is, the best SA countries get sacrificed for the Deletion of China

2020-03-22 19:08:02 UTC  

I'm fine with that.

2020-03-22 19:08:19 UTC  

i'm in argentina and that sounds fine by me

2020-03-22 19:08:48 UTC  

then again it's a bit of overkill to use enough x-ray to go through the planet's core

2020-03-22 19:08:53 UTC  

It's actually really neat how well the northern Argentinian border corresponds with the Chinese antipode

2020-03-22 19:09:05 UTC  

china would be glassed with half of that

2020-03-22 19:09:23 UTC  

Me...

2020-03-22 19:09:25 UTC  

Uruguay, Paraguay and Bolivia are just outside

2020-03-22 19:09:25 UTC  

Hungy.

2020-03-22 19:09:43 UTC  

Bebby need food

2020-03-22 19:10:00 UTC  

go stuff your face then, lmao

2020-03-22 19:10:16 UTC  

Soubds gay

2020-03-22 19:10:21 UTC  

Also Japan hasn't cancelled olympic games yet

2020-03-22 19:10:22 UTC  

oh hey nice the bit of argentina where i'm at gets spared

2020-03-22 19:10:31 UTC  

Fuck Argentina

2020-03-22 19:10:45 UTC  

mendoza is a based province and fully inside the zone tho :I

2020-03-22 19:10:50 UTC  

cheese yeah