Sorry but the Combine promised me jetpacks @Steyr "Thick" Shotgun
I guess im a Race Traitor
A HUMAN RACE TRAITOR

Under combine rule you can't have sex.

Or even reproduce, your organs shrivel up.

combine be liek

virgins > man thots who have constant meaningless sex with multiple partners

@Steyr "Thick" Shotgun you can however get simulated sex apparently

it was in the metro police chatter

Overwatch was saying something about that

"Failure will result in a permanent off-world assignment"

Did I mention that the combine are actual functional retards? They can't even master cross-dimensional travel while simultaneously understanding the fundamentals of inter-dimensional warp engines.

"Permanent off world relocation" is death.

yeah

gulag

No, like. They literally just put a bullet in you.

you know the Combine are like communists

they purposefully move people of other nations frequently

like what the fuck are americans doing in eastern europe

that lady is a bitch

Sorry but no
Sex is temporary
Jet Packs are Forever
The Combine promises Jet Packs

you need to have sex to have kids

and kids continue genetic legacy

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i can see a bump in that crotch

don't tell me that's a femboy

This, is Anri Okita

Yes, she does.

tits too big