I need to go to Mars.

I need my life extended.

humans will rule mars

HUMANS WILL RULE E V E R Y T H I N G

@Blaster Master You know I had to do it to em

Oh shit, there's more.

The Combine was right
Change my Mind

No

FOR HUMANITY

the combine prevented babies

@Steyr "Thick" Shotgun <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

honestly at first I was afraid of hl alyx not fitting the hl2 theme

but now I feel that it matches perfectly

i love seeing kids at my school wearing that shirt

I remember everyone flipping their shit at this concept

Sorry but the Combine promised me jetpacks @Steyr "Thick" Shotgun
I guess im a Race Traitor
A HUMAN RACE TRAITOR

Under combine rule you can't have sex.

Or even reproduce, your organs shrivel up.

combine be liek

virgins > man thots who have constant meaningless sex with multiple partners

@Steyr "Thick" Shotgun you can however get simulated sex apparently

it was in the metro police chatter

Overwatch was saying something about that

"Failure will result in a permanent off-world assignment"

Did I mention that the combine are actual functional retards? They can't even master cross-dimensional travel while simultaneously understanding the fundamentals of inter-dimensional warp engines.

"Permanent off world relocation" is death.

yeah

gulag

No, like. They literally just put a bullet in you.

you know the Combine are like communists

they purposefully move people of other nations frequently