Message from @cachalot
Discord ID: 692921680053665837
I am
<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>
you gonna livestream it?
<:pepesurrender:588020553873358858>
Lmfao
member when dragonball was about a retelling of a chinese myth and not about autistic screaming aliens
Its been a long road
It's been a long time
But my time is finally near
Nika, motherfuckers
I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my dick was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Florida to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions. Goodbye.
They both look like downies
