Message from @Lucienne d'Anwyl
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Here I am again eating barely edible noodles
If anyone investigated you they'd find evidence of it all over the place
If you rape then kill they won't be able to prove the lack of consent<:thinkgon:560211224923734026>
Build a rancor pit underneath your house except it's pigs instead of rancors. Pigcors
@NotDarkMagician see? It's based
Why is rape wrong?
You can also just throw them in the ocean
That works even better than lye
Yeah but they can wash up somewhere else
First you need to cut open their chest cavity
Need a boat too
Even if you sink them pieces can still wash up
So that when they decompose the gas will be released into the water
And chains
And they won't float to the surface
Then you tie the body down
With weights
Then sink them
They'll decompose/get eaten and pieces can float to shore
I actually interviewed a forensic scientist today about getting away with murder
Of a piece floats to shorenit won't be for months
There won't be any evidence connecting you left
Or eat them yourself
You can also kill someone with frozen meat
Then you eat the murder weapon
No evidence
He mentioned some things we don't often think about like clothing fibres left on chairs and shit
Yes we all know about thay
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Remember
Beat your husband to death with a frozen leg of lamb then cook it we all know
Clothing fibers don't matter
@Lucienne d'Anwyl trace gunpowder on the arms
You can strip their clothes off before you dump them in the ocean
Then burn them
@NotDarkMagician no gunpowder if you killed them with a chunk of frozen beef
I often thought this
@Lucienne d'Anwyl shiv them with an icicle
Kill someone with an ice spike