You can dissolve human bodies in a bath of lye

No need for the pigs

Yeah but that takes a long time and it's a mess to clean up. No one is gonna check a pig pen because it's supposed to be filthy

Also pigs are ravenous and if you give them a taste for human flesh you won't even need to kill them yourself

Maneating pigs aren't exactly subtle

It's a fun thought though

Here I am again eating barely edible noodles

If anyone investigated you they'd find evidence of it all over the place

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Build a rancor pit underneath your house except it's pigs instead of rancors. Pigcors

@NotDarkMagician see? It's based

Why is rape wrong?

You can also just throw them in the ocean

That works even better than lye

Yeah but they can wash up somewhere else

First you need to cut open their chest cavity

Need a boat too

Even if you sink them pieces can still wash up

So that when they decompose the gas will be released into the water

And chains

And they won't float to the surface

Then you tie the body down

With weights

Then sink them

They'll decompose/get eaten and pieces can float to shore

I actually interviewed a forensic scientist today about getting away with murder

They'll be eaten by crabs

Of a piece floats to shorenit won't be for months

There won't be any evidence connecting you left

Or eat them yourself

You can also kill someone with frozen meat

Then you eat the murder weapon

No evidence

He mentioned some things we don't often think about like clothing fibres left on chairs and shit

Yes we all know about thay

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Remember

Beat your husband to death with a frozen leg of lamb then cook it we all know

Clothing fibers don't matter

@Lucienne d'Anwyl trace gunpowder on the arms