And chains

And they won't float to the surface

Then you tie the body down

With weights

Then sink them

They'll decompose/get eaten and pieces can float to shore

I actually interviewed a forensic scientist today about getting away with murder

They'll be eaten by crabs

Of a piece floats to shorenit won't be for months

There won't be any evidence connecting you left

Or eat them yourself

You can also kill someone with frozen meat

Then you eat the murder weapon

No evidence

He mentioned some things we don't often think about like clothing fibres left on chairs and shit

Yes we all know about thay

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Remember

Beat your husband to death with a frozen leg of lamb then cook it we all know

Clothing fibers don't matter

@Lucienne d'Anwyl trace gunpowder on the arms

You can strip their clothes off before you dump them in the ocean

Then burn them

@NotDarkMagician no gunpowder if you killed them with a chunk of frozen beef

I often thought this

@Lucienne d'Anwyl shiv them with an icicle

Kill someone with an ice spike

The blood mixed with the icicle

Blood stays forwver

So does your mom

Even if you clean up it's detectable with black light

You could roofie them and then suffocate them thouh

Toss into sewer drain off

What if you just don't kill anyone

Before it melts

Eat them

Or. Two hand battle axe to the skull

Use them to make lampshades

The police will never know

Take their gold teeth and turn them into a Ring