Message from @Son of Rome
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I actually interviewed a forensic scientist today about getting away with murder
They'll be eaten by crabs
Of a piece floats to shorenit won't be for months
There won't be any evidence connecting you left
Or eat them yourself
You can also kill someone with frozen meat
Then you eat the murder weapon
No evidence
He mentioned some things we don't often think about like clothing fibres left on chairs and shit
Yes we all know about thay
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Remember
Beat your husband to death with a frozen leg of lamb then cook it we all know
Clothing fibers don't matter
@Lucienne d'Anwyl trace gunpowder on the arms
You can strip their clothes off before you dump them in the ocean
Then burn them
@NotDarkMagician no gunpowder if you killed them with a chunk of frozen beef
I often thought this
Kill someone with an ice spike
The blood mixed with the icicle
Blood stays forwver
So does your mom
Even if you clean up it's detectable with black light
You could roofie them and then suffocate them thouh
Toss into sewer drain off
What if you just don't kill anyone
Before it melts
Eat them
Or. Two hand battle axe to the skull
Use them to make lampshades
The police will never know
Take their gold teeth and turn them into a Ring
Make soap from their fat
I'm slowly killing myself
Rest in peace, king @Gustavus Adolphus
Indeed