bidet is a separate porcellain throne with essentially a modified sink

theres bidets that you can take anyway and hook up to any toilet

its 2020

https://youtu.be/NaBJRlca4S0

only a concern if you keep getting fucked in the ass

great job coomie

you won stunning and brave medal

the metal gear to surpass all metal gears
the ass that eats grass

imagine using toilet paper to smear your ass with shit

and not using a bidet

Learn the different

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imagine shitting on toilet paper years after using toilet paper

toilet paper is for shit smeared ass <:Mutt:664242644553170944>

your ass, your face. Whats the difference.

I suspect part of that TP hype was driven by bootleggers

You can cook TP into alcohol

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bootleggers attack against hand sanitizer firms

Although maybe people in US just shit nothing but buttpiss because of the food industry feeding them all sorts of things humanity never had for food

@Rölli SHIIIEEEEET MAN - I just realised you can cook DIY hand sanitiser out of it too, you don't even need to distill methanol from that one!

One of the cacti in the US deserts is a perfect natural gelatinising agent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ayYeLLT8bs intensifies

Take back control from the megacorporations

Human cook human shit and feces into alcohol

If you huff the fumes you trip

thats jenkem

Yea

https://cdn-stream.httpid.com/c202/wp-content/uploads/files/cat_123/2256.jpg yammy

fart sniffing with extra steps

and a trip

Phaedrus' ass and mouth are really similar. Shit comes out, dicks go in.

Shit comes out of your mouth?
Interesting admission.

Intestinal vomit

>blocks me
>constantly talks about me anyway

#winning

Gods should really consider turning reality off and back on again.

I'm not done with this simulation yet, sorry

@Goddess Tyche Minus the shit coming out of mouth part, that sounds like wifey material

@Rölli Not paying for Cyberpunk. Devs cucked to SJW's.