Message from @Uksio

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2020-03-15 13:13:25 UTC  

and not using a bidet

2020-03-15 13:13:27 UTC  

Learn the different

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/688736621071433993/Washlet-vs-Bidet-Again.jpg

2020-03-15 13:13:28 UTC  

<:galaxybrain:603727206652313610>

2020-03-15 13:13:42 UTC  

imagine shitting on toilet paper years after using toilet paper

2020-03-15 13:14:02 UTC  

toilet paper is for shit smeared ass <:Mutt:664242644553170944>

2020-03-15 13:14:04 UTC  

your ass, your face. Whats the difference.

2020-03-15 13:14:11 UTC  

I suspect part of that TP hype was driven by bootleggers

2020-03-15 13:14:29 UTC  

You can cook TP into alcohol

2020-03-15 13:14:31 UTC  

<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

2020-03-15 13:15:35 UTC  

bootleggers attack against hand sanitizer firms

2020-03-15 13:15:43 UTC  

Although maybe people in US just shit nothing but buttpiss because of the food industry feeding them all sorts of things humanity never had for food

2020-03-15 13:16:28 UTC  

@Rölli SHIIIEEEEET MAN - I just realised you can cook DIY hand sanitiser out of it too, you don't even need to distill methanol from that one!

2020-03-15 13:17:13 UTC  

One of the cacti in the US deserts is a perfect natural gelatinising agent

2020-03-15 13:17:18 UTC  
2020-03-15 13:18:15 UTC  

Take back control from the megacorporations

2020-03-15 13:18:23 UTC  

Human cook human shit and feces into alcohol

2020-03-15 13:18:36 UTC  

If you huff the fumes you trip

2020-03-15 13:18:44 UTC  

thats jenkem

2020-03-15 13:18:49 UTC  

Yea

2020-03-15 13:20:01 UTC  

fart sniffing with extra steps

2020-03-15 13:20:07 UTC  

and a trip

2020-03-15 13:21:33 UTC  

Phaedrus' ass and mouth are really similar. Shit comes out, dicks go in.

2020-03-15 13:24:44 UTC  

Shit comes out of your mouth?
Interesting admission.

2020-03-15 13:25:48 UTC  

Intestinal vomit

2020-03-15 13:27:44 UTC  

>blocks me
>constantly talks about me anyway

2020-03-15 13:27:52 UTC  

#winning

2020-03-15 13:29:22 UTC  

Gods should really consider turning reality off and back on again.

2020-03-15 13:29:53 UTC  

I'm not done with this simulation yet, sorry

2020-03-15 13:33:39 UTC  

@Goddess Tyche Minus the shit coming out of mouth part, that sounds like wifey material

2020-03-15 13:34:18 UTC  

@Rölli Not paying for Cyberpunk. Devs cucked to SJW's.

2020-03-15 13:36:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/688742415322185774/sophisticated_pooh_suicide_speedrun.png

2020-03-15 13:36:41 UTC  

The Matrix is long overdue being reloaded

2020-03-15 13:37:10 UTC  

merely redoing the last few ones would do

2020-03-15 13:37:25 UTC  

those are the prequels of the franchise

2020-03-15 13:37:34 UTC  

Imagine it The Matrix was rebooted... Buy The "Wackowskis" (no longer brothers)

2020-03-15 13:38:06 UTC  

trans... sisters?
Yea tranzistors

2020-03-15 13:38:27 UTC  

Yeah can you imagine a more bullshit claim of gender dysphoria?

2020-03-15 13:38:57 UTC  

Not one but BOTH siblings suddenly decide they were born with the wrong gender... In their late 30's or early 40's.

2020-03-15 13:39:11 UTC  

Because things like that happen in biology every day right? 😛

2020-03-15 13:39:44 UTC  

trans lobby is too strong