Message from @Uksio

Discord ID: 688736159358386177


2020-03-15 13:02:54 UTC  

so stunning and brave

2020-03-15 13:03:21 UTC  

so stunning and brave

2020-03-15 13:03:25 UTC  

orgy porgy time now

2020-03-15 13:03:37 UTC  

so stunning and brave

2020-03-15 13:03:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/688734158155153466/Screenshot_746.png

2020-03-15 13:05:17 UTC  

no toilet paper. Absolute chad.

2020-03-15 13:06:01 UTC  

i bought in 7 steaks

2020-03-15 13:06:20 UTC  

imagine not using a bidet in 2020

2020-03-15 13:08:26 UTC  

Just finished playing a game of paintball

2020-03-15 13:08:48 UTC  

I find it hillarious what this champagne socialist with bidet utters

2020-03-15 13:09:20 UTC  

nigga does not even realise that most people have bathrooms with no space to jam a bidet into

2020-03-15 13:09:43 UTC  

@BabaBooey that's not very stunning and brave of you

2020-03-15 13:09:58 UTC  

@Uksio bidets are 29.99 on amazon

2020-03-15 13:10:03 UTC  

people without bidets need to eat people with bidets

2020-03-15 13:10:36 UTC  

"no space to jam a bidet into"

2020-03-15 13:10:46 UTC  

not "no money"

2020-03-15 13:11:01 UTC  

it hooks up to any regular toilet

2020-03-15 13:11:10 UTC  

that's a washlet

2020-03-15 13:11:11 UTC  

not an argument

2020-03-15 13:11:32 UTC  

jesus fuck

2020-03-15 13:11:36 UTC  

bidet is a separate porcellain throne with essentially a modified sink

2020-03-15 13:11:57 UTC  

theres bidets that you can take anyway and hook up to any toilet

2020-03-15 13:11:58 UTC  

its 2020

2020-03-15 13:12:09 UTC  
2020-03-15 13:12:30 UTC  

only a concern if you keep getting fucked in the ass

2020-03-15 13:12:52 UTC  

great job coomie

2020-03-15 13:12:59 UTC  

you won stunning and brave medal

2020-03-15 13:13:11 UTC  

the metal gear to surpass all metal gears
the ass that eats grass

2020-03-15 13:13:22 UTC  

imagine using toilet paper to smear your ass with shit

2020-03-15 13:13:25 UTC  

and not using a bidet

2020-03-15 13:13:27 UTC  

Learn the different

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/688736621071433993/Washlet-vs-Bidet-Again.jpg

2020-03-15 13:13:28 UTC  

<:galaxybrain:603727206652313610>

2020-03-15 13:13:42 UTC  

imagine shitting on toilet paper years after using toilet paper

2020-03-15 13:14:02 UTC  

toilet paper is for shit smeared ass <:Mutt:664242644553170944>

2020-03-15 13:14:04 UTC  

your ass, your face. Whats the difference.

2020-03-15 13:14:11 UTC  

I suspect part of that TP hype was driven by bootleggers

2020-03-15 13:14:29 UTC  

You can cook TP into alcohol

2020-03-15 13:14:31 UTC  

<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

2020-03-15 13:15:35 UTC  

bootleggers attack against hand sanitizer firms

2020-03-15 13:15:43 UTC  

Although maybe people in US just shit nothing but buttpiss because of the food industry feeding them all sorts of things humanity never had for food

2020-03-15 13:16:28 UTC  

@Rölli SHIIIEEEEET MAN - I just realised you can cook DIY hand sanitiser out of it too, you don't even need to distill methanol from that one!