https://tuckbot.tv/#/watch/fn20uf

Oops, I dropped my cock ring for my MAGNUM DONG

@ManAnimal hello you big peepeepoopoo peepoo hed

The lockdown caused those pesky meter-fairies to crawl back into the woodwork. Finally some free parking space.

Paying for parking needs to just go

Agreed. I already pay my taxes, give us a break.

https://twitter.com/MarkLevineNYC/status/1226566648729133056?s=19

I think I know why nyc has the most cases

What the fuck NYC

Darwin Awards

Lol... Where's Cuomo now?

I counted legit 1 fucking mask in those crowds

This was in February

But even then everyone knew not to gather in crowds

Oh well that's waaaay less stupid then

All it says is that Chinese have dual loyalties

that's an impressively made mask

last night I had a nightmare about going up n down really tall elevators, getting forcibly stuck on a train going thru several city areas and being worried the whole time about missing a stop, and a city-wide catastrophe seeing all the power lines break off and the highways exploding and trains crashing all at the same time.

I dont live in a city

Take the opportunity to get some rest, I'd say.

I will say I was not in the train during the catastrophe

I rode a burning train once

It went like 10km with 2nd cart on fire

Was hard to breathe, but it was fine

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it looked like as if killer queen had already made the power lines, highway, and raised rail system a bomb and I saw it blow up like a couple hundred feet away from ground level

Me and my grandma were getting to the suburb home one summer day in Moscow, and the train caught on fire while it was going

Your dreams are gay

I'm particularly glad that I don't have to take trains anymore. Some infected idiots have been smearing their mucus across all the handlebars and door buttons apparently.

@Uksio Does your grandma know about the cross dressing

Don't do that to the elderly.