Darwin Awards

Lol... Where's Cuomo now?

I counted legit 1 fucking mask in those crowds

This was in February

But even then everyone knew not to gather in crowds

Oh well that's waaaay less stupid then

All it says is that Chinese have dual loyalties

that's an impressively made mask

last night I had a nightmare about going up n down really tall elevators, getting forcibly stuck on a train going thru several city areas and being worried the whole time about missing a stop, and a city-wide catastrophe seeing all the power lines break off and the highways exploding and trains crashing all at the same time.

I dont live in a city

Take the opportunity to get some rest, I'd say.

I will say I was not in the train during the catastrophe

I rode a burning train once

It went like 10km with 2nd cart on fire

Was hard to breathe, but it was fine

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it looked like as if killer queen had already made the power lines, highway, and raised rail system a bomb and I saw it blow up like a couple hundred feet away from ground level

Me and my grandma were getting to the suburb home one summer day in Moscow, and the train caught on fire while it was going

Your dreams are gay

I'm particularly glad that I don't have to take trains anymore. Some infected idiots have been smearing their mucus across all the handlebars and door buttons apparently.

@Uksio Does your grandma know about the cross dressing

Don't do that to the elderly.

We just had bad air for a bit, then it stopped at a train station, let people out and drove to the depot to be extinguished

@phadreus she dead. So does not even matters.

Phad is so stuck on that one.

just look at the absolute lack of remorse in these glassy-eyed thousand yard stares of these real Winners here

I feel like he was looking up to me and i disappointed him too hard.

Ive also had cool dreams lately

Trust me I can post even worse. Don't make a mistake of creating idols.

Who's the person in your pfp?

slack-jawed crooked-eyed genetic lottery winners

being protected by airstrip one's home office cos they're tan

Oh fuck there is another one in the lower right

His eyes are not on the same height. Can't even do that in oblivion's character creator.

Hahaha

this one too has the wandering eye