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It's a fleshlight

Hmmm, who would tap?

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Putting together a nice outfit for the mrs

This is my wife.

https://tuckbot.tv/#/watch/fn20uf

Oops, I dropped my cock ring for my MAGNUM DONG

@ManAnimal hello you big peepeepoopoo peepoo hed

The lockdown caused those pesky meter-fairies to crawl back into the woodwork. Finally some free parking space.

Paying for parking needs to just go

Agreed. I already pay my taxes, give us a break.

https://twitter.com/MarkLevineNYC/status/1226566648729133056?s=19

I think I know why nyc has the most cases

What the fuck NYC

Darwin Awards

Lol... Where's Cuomo now?

I counted legit 1 fucking mask in those crowds

This was in February

But even then everyone knew not to gather in crowds

Oh well that's waaaay less stupid then

All it says is that Chinese have dual loyalties

that's an impressively made mask

last night I had a nightmare about going up n down really tall elevators, getting forcibly stuck on a train going thru several city areas and being worried the whole time about missing a stop, and a city-wide catastrophe seeing all the power lines break off and the highways exploding and trains crashing all at the same time.

I dont live in a city

Take the opportunity to get some rest, I'd say.

I will say I was not in the train during the catastrophe

I rode a burning train once

It went like 10km with 2nd cart on fire

Was hard to breathe, but it was fine