The reason you can’t 3D print it is because then the Jews wouldn’t get 11k for a ventilator part

when we hit the apex of that curve in 14 days, no one is going to give a FUCK if the ventalitator you got is 100% safe... only that you have SOMETHING

otherwise, you fucking DIE without one

even zoomers

what do you think the astronauts are thinking rn?

Andrew Cummo wants the military's 20,000 ventilators in stockpile

he wants all 50 states to send the ventilators to NY

this is a logistics nightmare. however, we have the fucking technology

Hm, my discord struggles right now suddenly

this is LITERALLY Apolllo-13 level shit

these fuckers would have just let them die

'But it's IMPOSSIBLE'

fuck you, millenial. GET IT DONE

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/605180809749594164/686393531543060480/israel_moment.gif

Lol

lol

*The first "Bird" units*
*Bird created a prototype ventilator unit which was tested on seriously ill patients with limited success. His first prototype consisted of strawberry shortcake tins and a doorknob. Most of these first units were sold to the Army, in the original format of tins and the doorknob.*

They deserved it

Israel is cool

*STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE TINS AND A DOORKNOB*

https://www.newsroom.co.nz/2020/03/20/1092346/design-a-medical-ventilator-win-240000

ah, captialism

https://www.mghfoundation.com/en/news/code-life-ventilator-challenge/#_ftn1

https://cdn.fs.agorize.com/eeVFkxUWQgSQRR9b6Q5K

YES

>SEE HOW US AND EUROPE DON'T HAVE VENTILATORS?! THAT MEANS CAPITALISM FAILED!!! SOCIALISM WOULD NEVER LET THIS HAPPEN

?

https://www.agorize.com/en/challenges/code-life-challenge/pages/guidelines?t=ijPk3VV2JCbZn0uUJpmVUg

i dunno what youre yessing about

they are trying to hire a designer

not decentralize production

It's still a nice challenge. An attempt to do something.

Ok. I can make you a respirator.
I need 4’ of garden hose.
A ball gag.
A Y valve.
And a set of bag pipes.

It will also make you feel Scottish.

well

you could use those breathplay fetish things

Gib money

and strap it to a motor

i guess

im gonna need an ice pick, avocado, and some aluminum foil