Message from @A.Fulcrum

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2020-03-24 20:30:26 UTC  

Lol

2020-03-24 20:30:34 UTC  

lol

2020-03-24 20:31:07 UTC  

*The first "Bird" units*
*Bird created a prototype ventilator unit which was tested on seriously ill patients with limited success. His first prototype consisted of strawberry shortcake tins and a doorknob. Most of these first units were sold to the Army, in the original format of tins and the doorknob.*

2020-03-24 20:31:26 UTC  

They deserved it

2020-03-24 20:31:32 UTC  

Israel is cool

2020-03-24 20:31:34 UTC  

*STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE TINS AND A DOORKNOB*

2020-03-24 20:31:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/692108379581186068/unknown-56.png

2020-03-24 20:33:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/692108875771674684/e9b3a1c-1.png

2020-03-24 20:33:40 UTC  

ah, captialism

2020-03-24 20:34:50 UTC  

YES

2020-03-24 20:34:56 UTC  

>SEE HOW US AND EUROPE DON'T HAVE VENTILATORS?! THAT MEANS CAPITALISM FAILED!!! SOCIALISM WOULD NEVER LET THIS HAPPEN

2020-03-24 20:35:05 UTC  

?

2020-03-24 20:35:20 UTC  

i dunno what youre yessing about

2020-03-24 20:35:25 UTC  

they are trying to hire a designer

2020-03-24 20:35:29 UTC  

not decentralize production

2020-03-24 20:37:50 UTC  

It's still a nice challenge. An attempt to do something.

2020-03-24 20:37:55 UTC  

Ok. I can make you a respirator.
I need 4’ of garden hose.
A ball gag.
A Y valve.
And a set of bag pipes.

It will also make you feel Scottish.

2020-03-24 20:38:13 UTC  

well

2020-03-24 20:38:21 UTC  

you could use those breathplay fetish things

2020-03-24 20:38:21 UTC  

Gib money

2020-03-24 20:38:25 UTC  

and strap it to a motor

2020-03-24 20:38:26 UTC  

i guess

2020-03-24 20:38:35 UTC  

im gonna need an ice pick, avocado, and some aluminum foil

2020-03-24 20:38:45 UTC  

do me a favor luci; don't become an engineer

2020-03-24 20:39:04 UTC  

ma your iq is so below nigger tier it isnt even funny

2020-03-24 20:39:32 UTC  

The really early respirators we essentially that.
The problem with that is... it’s not good enough now. Modern respirators need a whole bunch of monitoring equipment and the software to control them built into them.

2020-03-24 20:39:45 UTC  

another attack vector is being able to track people who are tested, infected and cleared

2020-03-24 20:39:58 UTC  

don't forget you need quite a heavy pressure to actually get air into lungs

2020-03-24 20:40:05 UTC  

kind of pointless unless you test every single person in the country

2020-03-24 20:40:15 UTC  

and youd have to test them multiple times with time intervals

2020-03-24 20:40:25 UTC  

just tattoo bar codes on those infected lmao

2020-03-24 20:40:25 UTC  

of which there are nowhere near enough tests

2020-03-24 20:40:28 UTC  

monitoring and control software is relatively straight forward

2020-03-24 20:41:01 UTC  

It’s about manufacturing it in quantity, immediately, that’s the problem.

2020-03-24 20:41:19 UTC  

integration is cheaper to mass produce but has a trade-off of a long lead time before production

2020-03-24 20:42:04 UTC  

modular systems are much faster to test, build, deploy and incrementially refine