Message from @IllNero
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this is a logistics nightmare. however, we have the fucking technology
Hm, my discord struggles right now suddenly
this is LITERALLY Apolllo-13 level shit
these fuckers would have just let them die
'But it's IMPOSSIBLE'
fuck you, millenial. GET IT DONE
Lol
lol
*The first "Bird" units*
*Bird created a prototype ventilator unit which was tested on seriously ill patients with limited success. His first prototype consisted of strawberry shortcake tins and a doorknob. Most of these first units were sold to the Army, in the original format of tins and the doorknob.*
They deserved it
Israel is cool
*STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE TINS AND A DOORKNOB*
ah, captialism
YES
>SEE HOW US AND EUROPE DON'T HAVE VENTILATORS?! THAT MEANS CAPITALISM FAILED!!! SOCIALISM WOULD NEVER LET THIS HAPPEN
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i dunno what youre yessing about
they are trying to hire a designer
not decentralize production
It's still a nice challenge. An attempt to do something.
Ok. I can make you a respirator.
I need 4’ of garden hose.
A ball gag.
A Y valve.
And a set of bag pipes.
It will also make you feel Scottish.
well
you could use those breathplay fetish things
Gib money
and strap it to a motor
i guess
im gonna need an ice pick, avocado, and some aluminum foil
do me a favor luci; don't become an engineer
ma your iq is so below nigger tier it isnt even funny
The really early respirators we essentially that.
The problem with that is... it’s not good enough now. Modern respirators need a whole bunch of monitoring equipment and the software to control them built into them.
another attack vector is being able to track people who are tested, infected and cleared
don't forget you need quite a heavy pressure to actually get air into lungs
kind of pointless unless you test every single person in the country
and youd have to test them multiple times with time intervals