Message from @Scale_e

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2020-03-24 20:25:17 UTC  

which is why the cascading standards is the secondary component

2020-03-24 20:25:41 UTC  

@IllNero The issue right now is supply of ventilators. And that's the issue we discuss. No one here claimed we have an idea how to solve all epidemy related issues ever.

2020-03-24 20:26:11 UTC  

after you have as many 'make-shift-units', you go back and provide higher and higher degrees of qualification and certififcation

2020-03-24 20:26:54 UTC  

Ventilators are priority somewhat in some areas. There are still doctors who'd like to work with some but they are shit out of luck (and by that, I mean out of ventilators)

2020-03-24 20:26:54 UTC  

The reason you can’t 3D print it is because then the Jews wouldn’t get 11k for a ventilator part

2020-03-24 20:27:02 UTC  

when we hit the apex of that curve in 14 days, no one is going to give a FUCK if the ventalitator you got is 100% safe... only that you have SOMETHING

2020-03-24 20:27:12 UTC  

otherwise, you fucking DIE without one

2020-03-24 20:27:17 UTC  

even zoomers

2020-03-24 20:27:28 UTC  

what do you think the astronauts are thinking rn?

2020-03-24 20:27:37 UTC  

Andrew Cummo wants the military's 20,000 ventilators in stockpile

2020-03-24 20:28:04 UTC  

he wants all 50 states to send the ventilators to NY

2020-03-24 20:28:32 UTC  

this is a logistics nightmare. however, we have the fucking technology

2020-03-24 20:28:37 UTC  

Hm, my discord struggles right now suddenly

2020-03-24 20:28:53 UTC  

this is LITERALLY Apolllo-13 level shit

2020-03-24 20:29:03 UTC  

these fuckers would have just let them die

2020-03-24 20:29:11 UTC  

'But it's IMPOSSIBLE'

2020-03-24 20:29:21 UTC  

fuck you, millenial. GET IT DONE

2020-03-24 20:30:26 UTC  

Lol

2020-03-24 20:30:34 UTC  

lol

2020-03-24 20:31:07 UTC  

*The first "Bird" units*
*Bird created a prototype ventilator unit which was tested on seriously ill patients with limited success. His first prototype consisted of strawberry shortcake tins and a doorknob. Most of these first units were sold to the Army, in the original format of tins and the doorknob.*

2020-03-24 20:31:26 UTC  

They deserved it

2020-03-24 20:31:32 UTC  

Israel is cool

2020-03-24 20:31:34 UTC  

*STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE TINS AND A DOORKNOB*

2020-03-24 20:31:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/692108379581186068/unknown-56.png

2020-03-24 20:33:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/692108875771674684/e9b3a1c-1.png

2020-03-24 20:33:40 UTC  

ah, captialism

2020-03-24 20:34:50 UTC  

YES

2020-03-24 20:34:56 UTC  

>SEE HOW US AND EUROPE DON'T HAVE VENTILATORS?! THAT MEANS CAPITALISM FAILED!!! SOCIALISM WOULD NEVER LET THIS HAPPEN

2020-03-24 20:35:05 UTC  

?

2020-03-24 20:35:20 UTC  

i dunno what youre yessing about

2020-03-24 20:35:25 UTC  

they are trying to hire a designer

2020-03-24 20:35:29 UTC  

not decentralize production

2020-03-24 20:37:50 UTC  

It's still a nice challenge. An attempt to do something.

2020-03-24 20:37:55 UTC  

Ok. I can make you a respirator.
I need 4’ of garden hose.
A ball gag.
A Y valve.
And a set of bag pipes.

It will also make you feel Scottish.

2020-03-24 20:38:13 UTC  

well

2020-03-24 20:38:21 UTC  

you could use those breathplay fetish things