but you are oppressed!! 😦

Get in line you uncle tom

Dance for the plantation.

Aunt Tom :p

@>_ Why are you speaking?

@>_ Know your place peon.

I'm pretty sure Cat knows it's a goof.

goofy cat?

Very goofy 😽

I have been oppressed, yes. And I could be again. I'll fight the fight, but I believe it's best to win respect rather than force it.

Although I certainly appreciated the Supreme Court assist with Oberfell.

no, you're too weak to defend yourself! I as a strong white man must defend you because you're obviously too oppressed and weak

Being a strong white man is overrated

yes

and i'm sorry for oppressing you with my whiteness 😦

and my patriarchy

tfw not soyboy getting the big puss puss by being a qt

tfw gotta workout to get them chicks cuz face is too many

😄

manly

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Had a friend with a theory.

That there were no smart straight women.

Huh

i know smart straight women

they'll stick their finger up your but

call you bitch

then scream daddy

halfway through it

Smart straight women are in the kitchen

I do too. Funny story, my wife is one of them. We have a wonderfully weird relationship.

😮

Shego??

i look left

i look right

She sticks her finger up your butt and calls you bitch?

and eitherway weebs getting all the good women 😏

No, my wife is straight

oh

is it smart for straight women to act like they're smart? or are they better off hiding it? 🤔

**hmmm...**