Yes I've never had a significant other. So quite right.

I checked out awhile ago.

There's no proper way to meet and approach people.

there is!

You try to do what your grandparents did, see what happens.

No.

Refer to what I just said

Tell me where I lied.

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get a bunch of lime fruits,

walk up to the person you'd like to meet, and keep dropping them,

Then look up and say "i'm terrible at pick-up limes"

Every fifth one it’s great

Ugh

That's another issue when people are looking for advice

Aside from "just be yourself" people often mistaken you to be in the mood for jokes.

😄

its how you break the ice

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nah theres a simple step program

Step 1: Be attractive
Step 2: Be clean
Step 3: Dress for success
Step 4: Be friendly
Step 5: If you got the top 4 done, a person who is attracted will overlook your flaws and you can just talk, and see where it goes

And indeed I'm reminded of another thing

Why do people assume by default you don't bathe..?

This happens every time. It's the strangest goddamn thing.

many people don't

Well.

atleast, not often

"many" people don't plug in their appliances.

Leave it out.

Assume they've plugged it in.

you don't ahve to assume anything, you can smell them 😄

Personal hygeine is critical

and wamen tend to have a high sense of smell

whamen be trippin

whamen smell deez nuts

😼

Y'know what's more critical

Height

not being a whiny bitch who complains "Oh i shouldn't have to wash myself" 😛

They have a VERY developed sense of smell.

"But you can't do anything about height so I left that out"

"That's uncomfortable don't bring that up"

Oh god!! THEY WROTE COLON!!

Straight women are dumb.