Message from @Scribblehatch
Discord ID: 511228858914045973
Aside from "just be yourself" people often mistaken you to be in the mood for jokes.
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its how you break the ice
nah theres a simple step program
Step 1: Be attractive
Step 2: Be clean
Step 3: Dress for success
Step 4: Be friendly
Step 5: If you got the top 4 done, a person who is attracted will overlook your flaws and you can just talk, and see where it goes
And indeed I'm reminded of another thing
Why do people assume by default you don't bathe..?
This happens every time. It's the strangest goddamn thing.
many people don't
Well.
atleast, not often
"many" people don't plug in their appliances.
Leave it out.
Assume they've plugged it in.
you don't ahve to assume anything, you can smell them 😄
Personal hygeine is critical
and wamen tend to have a high sense of smell
whamen be trippin
whamen smell deez nuts
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Height
not being a whiny bitch who complains "Oh i shouldn't have to wash myself" 😛
"But you can't do anything about height so I left that out"
"That's uncomfortable don't bring that up"
Oh god!! THEY WROTE COLON!!
Straight women are dumb.
on my pillow 😍
I have a personal theory.
Anyone making an important valid point, will be called whiny.
make it a private theory
Only the colon? No love for the semicolon. :-(
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G-good joke dad
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lonely island devoted an entire song to the semicolon
half of the women have below average iq :v
yigad!
And Scribble, my wife is *not* dumb
Okay, she married me