they either think "creepy old man" or "Another guy whos friends wanna pay to have him lose his virginity"

LOL nah id have to wait till close for that

ofc

when ur semi attactive too

they dont tend to charge you LOL

but thats step 1 with any sex

Step 1: Be attractive 😄

XD LOL yeah i mean u gotta go look for it too lol

i havent had much sex but thats more cuz im oblivious as fuck

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like i can count like 6 times where i fucking didnt pick up on some signals

even one time where the gril pretty much explicitly said so

well as close as a girl thats not a stripper would say

well, in my experience

When a "grill" offers sex, you should ignore its suggestion

cuz you'll get burnt 😉

stuff like asking how long my dick is

lol

you should say "6 inches, or do you mean when hard?" 😉

LOL i had no idea what to reply tbh like i said i was oblivious

LIKE FUCKING OBLIVIOUS

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i was like i dont even know what the average is LOL

or even better,

"get a measuring tape and find out" 😛

LOL hahahahahhahahahhahaa

"I tried to measure but i broke the scale"

XD lol you mean weight?

lol i shoulda said that

said something lie 10 pounds

she smol tho may not have been a good in

"I don't know, i had to get it surgically reduced to fit in my undies"

https://bright.jobs/apply/her-majestys-government-in-the-united-kingdom-london-temporary-brexit-secretary/

you forgot creepy uncle joe

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/give-alex-jones-press-credentials-and-sit-him-next-jim-acosta

The Left: Attacks conservatives and call them fascists
Also the Left: Tries to get rid of or suppress human rights like fascists.
Hmmm. 🤔

Oh really

I feel sick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WqXRYcbseo&feature=push-u-sub&attr_tag=gsrki05XXpzYN_mA%3A6

Fuck those eyebrows are fucking oppressive to me

The shit that Dave finds every day is awesome.