Message from @Shad

Discord ID: 514592858695663629


2018-11-20 23:57:28 UTC  

Are you willing to help out the middle east financial? Also the middle east doesn't have a long history of tentacle porn. If anything we will just get goat hentai.

2018-11-20 23:57:39 UTC  

Yeah, but japan's tentacle porn pre-nuking was lame.
And the middle east is already getting nonstop financial aid

2018-11-20 23:57:42 UTC  

well, my plan was to not limit the nuking to 2 cities

2018-11-20 23:57:48 UTC  

i was planning on pure genocide 😦

2018-11-20 23:57:59 UTC  

That's pretty bad.

2018-11-20 23:58:02 UTC  

... I'm okay with seeing what kind of goat hentai we'd get post-nuking.

2018-11-20 23:58:10 UTC  

the "Middle east" would become "the middle sea" 😄

2018-11-20 23:58:33 UTC  

cuz i'd make a giant crater from Middterranian sea to the pacific

2018-11-20 23:58:41 UTC  

I hope this is memeing rip

2018-11-20 23:59:00 UTC  

i hope so too 😛

2018-11-20 23:59:09 UTC  

nah we're just messing around 😛

2018-11-20 23:59:35 UTC  

<:NPC:500042527231967262> "memeing" what is this strange language you speak of?

2018-11-21 00:00:32 UTC  

<:NPC:500042527231967262> are you somehow implying that you don't want preteens in the EU to be 'culturally enriched'?

2018-11-21 00:00:50 UTC  

<:NPC:500042527231967262> you filthy islamophone

2018-11-21 00:01:03 UTC  

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2018-11-21 00:01:03 UTC  

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2018-11-21 00:01:33 UTC  

<:NPC:500042527231967262> STOP YOUR CAPITALISM YOU FILTHY CAPITALIST!

2018-11-21 00:01:37 UTC  

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2018-11-21 00:06:24 UTC  

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2018-11-21 00:07:33 UTC  

I need a new chair.

2018-11-21 00:08:18 UTC  

<:NPC:500042527231967262> Stop ! You violate the law

2018-11-21 00:09:50 UTC  

lol

2018-11-21 00:10:02 UTC  

so I was watching timcast and heard him say LGBTQIA

2018-11-21 00:10:07 UTC  

and googled it to find out the latest acronym

2018-11-21 00:10:29 UTC  

and I typoed and typed "LGBTQIQ"

2018-11-21 00:10:34 UTC  

and it's still another fucking acronym

2018-11-21 00:10:36 UTC  

fucking uhm... goddamnit, I was going to call him a -phobe but I don't even know what to describe them as anymore.

2018-11-21 00:10:43 UTC  

as if there isn't enough acronyms

2018-11-21 00:10:57 UTC  

I think it's currently: lgbtiqcapgngfnba

2018-11-21 00:11:49 UTC  

LGBTQIAPK+ is like ISIS

2018-11-21 00:11:57 UTC  

ISIS tried to change their name to IS

2018-11-21 00:11:59 UTC  

but it didn't work

2018-11-21 00:12:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/514593813210333185/image0.jpg

2018-11-21 00:12:10 UTC  

because everyone already knew them as ISIS and kept calling them ISIS

2018-11-21 00:12:34 UTC  

so LGBTQIAPK+ will forever be known as LGBT doesn't matter how many letters they make up to tack onto the end

2018-11-21 00:13:55 UTC  

why not just brand them as "NN"?

2018-11-21 00:13:57 UTC  

Not Normal? 😛

2018-11-21 00:14:07 UTC  

cuz they fall outside the average of like 95% of the world

2018-11-21 00:14:10 UTC  

oh wait, I'm sorry, there's a new one out.
LGBTTQQFAGPBDSMNC2SAP

2018-11-21 00:16:05 UTC  

Dr.Wol- you gotta update your numbers. 99.7% of the world. The regular gays and lesbians have abandoned ship and don't want to be part of the movement anymore. It's only the 0.3% left in the movement now. They're more oppressed than ever.