I will cvare for you son

Does any of you feed your nisse/gnome risengrød/riceporridge on the 23rd of december in exchange for protection of your livelihood and home?

I fast so I can forget I weig 700 pounds

How fast are you?

24 hours

thats hgow fast

That's pretty long

Good fast

thx m8

surprise motha fucka seen coming uip

But you got to put out the riceporridge on the 23rd. Otherwise - as tradition has it - the nisse will burn your fields and kill your cattle

oof no here we do that for protection against the beaners

I wouldn't be surprised if there is some genetic link between the two

Tiny, annoying, unpredictable and works once a year

lol

GG @Deleted User, you just advanced to level 17!

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Your voice lives on in my heart @Deleted User

no u

No u u.

Runny yolk is dogma

WOMAM

WOCUNT

HAIRBANDS

The most satisfying thing is a good dry heavy fart that smells like broccoli

Waffen-SS Flak crew on a hot summer day in Norway, 1943.

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I’m riding my night shift

Bongo irl

uhmmm sweaty, this is actually me, check yourself.

Fuck my WiFi sucks so I can’t google anymore stick niggas

Damn Justin, you clean shaven

justin's future son irl

@Justin Burger (Major-GA) you read my last messages?

if only...