The best before date was not till monday

I didn't think to smell my milk when it was seemingly that fresh

I wonder if the rotten onions in my fridge fucked up everything in there

Those fucking rotten onions

Milk and eggs are 2 things that i test before using, even if they are not suppose to be bad yet.

First they cuck my dinner plans, then they spoil my milk

How do you test an egg?

Take a butterknife, crack a small hole, then smell

LMAO

Rest in piece Hal

You eat milk boogers

But yeah @Alpaca13 i now live in a place better and much cheaper, primarily because i spend part-time taking care of a disabled Navy/army vet, he took part in ground operations in Lebanon and Kosovo and did peace keeping operations during the Yugoslav wars.

He was a POW and has PTSD, he is also partially disabled, has to use a cane, with alot of trouble walking.

Its cool you found a better place and are helping someone

GG @Alpaca13, you just advanced to level 13!

ALSO

My unit just fucking wrecked on the highway at the very end of my shift

Air bags deployed and shit

Crinkled passenger side door

Flat tires

How u manage that

Whos fault?

Yours or the other driver?

She got hit by an exploding libtard

>implying you shouldnt hit those on purpose

FBI no bully

Lmao it’s our fault. The driver of the ambulance was changing lanes but didn’t see the other car

Im just now getting home, my shift was supposed to end @ 7 but didn’t until 8:30am

Thot I’d leave this here

Wasn’t me arguing btw just stumbled upon this reply and lol’d

Noice

https://twitter.com/RealChadRight/status/1073658563179044864

I’m awake

Lolol

@Bland and Unoriginal Person stellaris or naw

in a moment

knes

ok lets play now

one sec

Xan when he doesn't understand and gets pissed off at shitposting.