Message from @Cabinet
Discord ID: 565927216031072258
Waking up 5 minutes before your alarm goes off, feeling well rested
Smoke some weed to make them BURN MORE
GG @trainer of the sacred silcoon, you just advanced to level 6!
No weed
Weed is the staple of crustianity
In high school I had a severe problem where throughout the school year I kept waking up earlier and earlier before my alarm and couldn’t go back to sleep. Eventually it reached 5-6am and I was exhausted everyday
Ooof
I wake up those times anyway, so rip
My body would anticipate my alarm going off so I kept waking up thinking it would go off soon and I no control
SAME
That’s another reason why I stay up late because if I’m exhausted i go into a really deep sleep and don’t wake up until my alarm goes off
Makes sense
There’s a method to my madness, it’s just a shit method
But it works
At least you dont have to write a lab report about it
Been there in my EMT class. Writing reports about and illness/ condition you or a family member has
I just ~~forget~~ remember all my passwords
I'm not going to remember 30+ passwords that are all widely different, look at my pfp, I'm a brenlet
I'm not made for that
Clearly not able to organize my own folders either, since I'll delete important files as easy as buttering up a pair of thighs
Hal
Hal
Take up his name
Hal
The 20th of april is now the day of wholesome. Only wholesome jokes, memes and bants allowed on that day
Only antimemes allowed
Like what you want to find in your lunchbox at school, better not be a gun!
That's not wholesome
Exactly, it better *not* be a gun
It better be some cookies or an apple
Yes, but the joke of it
It takes the piss on wholesome
So I should be stuffing Jewish people into "love Chambers"
No that is perverse
Thus not wholesome
Ah fuck it, just torch 'em
You have to free your mind from the perverse and degenerate
For just one day
Close your eyes and imagine hummocks in fog