Do it for ol' Hal

It’s so good to stay up late...but wake up early to burning red eyes sucks

You know what is good?

Oranges

Waking up 5 minutes before your alarm goes off, feeling well rested

Smoke some weed to make them BURN MORE

GG @trainer of the sacred silcoon, you just advanced to level 6!

No weed

Weed is the staple of crustianity

In high school I had a severe problem where throughout the school year I kept waking up earlier and earlier before my alarm and couldn’t go back to sleep. Eventually it reached 5-6am and I was exhausted everyday

Ooof

I wake up those times anyway, so rip

My body would anticipate my alarm going off so I kept waking up thinking it would go off soon and I no control

SAME

That’s another reason why I stay up late because if I’m exhausted i go into a really deep sleep and don’t wake up until my alarm goes off

Makes sense

There’s a method to my madness, it’s just a shit method

But it works

At least you dont have to write a lab report about it

Been there in my EMT class. Writing reports about and illness/ condition you or a family member has

I just ~~forget~~ remember all my passwords

I'm not going to remember 30+ passwords that are all widely different, look at my pfp, I'm a brenlet

I'm not made for that

Clearly not able to organize my own folders either, since I'll delete important files as easy as buttering up a pair of thighs

Hal

Hal

Hal

Take up his name

Hal

The 20th of april is now the day of wholesome. Only wholesome jokes, memes and bants allowed on that day

Only antimemes allowed

Like what you want to find in your lunchbox at school, better not be a gun!

That's not wholesome

Exactly, it better *not* be a gun

It better be some cookies or an apple

Yes, but the joke of it

It takes the piss on wholesome

So I should be stuffing Jewish people into "love Chambers"

No that is perverse

Thus not wholesome